
Happy Friday those of you out in cyberland! For my first Flash Fiction Friday of the year, I thought I would give you a story about New Year resolutions. Hope you enjoy!
Resolutions by Adam wright
Resolutions
- Reduce the number of alien strongholds on the planet
- Depower the CPU controlling all of the death robots
- Clear the zombie fields
- Finally patch up that garden and grow my own tomatoes
- Utilize the high powered syringe rifles to cure the vampire hoard
- Steal the codes from the megacorporation and transfer currency to the populace
- Stop that knife wielding lunatic who keeps offing teenagers at that lake
- Refresh the uploads on my cybernetic implants
- Ensure the slumbering creature at the bottom of the ocean does not wake this year
- Develop a more utilitarian saddle for riding the land worms
Affirmations
- I can and will achieve my goals this year
- I am the best me I can be
- When the mind is set to win, the world is mine to win
- If you imagine the impossible, you make the impossible, possible
- If I fail at my goals I need to forgive myself
- The world is laughing with me, not at me
- Don’t carry the burdens of the world on your own shoulders
- Taking time to clear my head is not selfish
- I am strong, I am attractive, I am wise
- There is not a death trap, tractor beam, minefield, laser grid or negative attitude I cannot survive
Annual goal setting mission statement
This year I will bring my best self to all that I do. I will be present in the moment and appreciate the life I have. I will not be envious of others who have more than me but will be grateful for what I do have. If I follow my plans I will be able to achieve my goals. I simply need to focus and I can perform better than I ever have. The cursed doll running amuck in the attic is not my fault but I will do my best to deal with it this year.
Obstacles
- A negative mindset
- An unwillingness to try new things
- Language barriers between myself and the wolf creatures who keep growing to unusual size before devouring innocent bystanders
- A year may seem like a long time but time is not on my side
- Rat swarms
- The possibility that the refrigeration units may have become sentient
- I can be too hard on myself sometimes
- Trusting innocent looking children who are capable of shapeshifting is not a good idea
- I need to be more organized
- Whatever that portal seems to be doing
Reality check on above resolutions
Who am I kidding? I do this to myself every single year. I should take that one off the list. I don’t know why I keep putting it there. I’m never going to garden. I don’t even like tomatoes!