Have you ever had one of those days where you took a wrong left turn and ended up underground, in a dungeon where there are foul creatures, solid blocks of granite, no way out, and nothing but shelves and shelves of terrible books and films to keep you occupied? Who hasn’t right?
The whys and hows of me ending up in this dungeon are not important. The fact is, I am stuck here with this pile of trash. I’m hoping that with a little effort and slog, I can make it through all of this and somehow see a way out of here. Until then, enjoy reading about the dreck I consume on a weekly basis.
The only things I have that give me any comfort are my excellent taste in stylish clothing and the knowledge that there is the possibility that one of these books or movies will turn out to be better than I think. For now, my top hat, my cane and I will be busy at work with all this garbage.
Every Monday I will release a movie review and every Friday I will release a book review. The books I read and the movies I watch will be varied in subject, style and interests but they will all have one thing in common. They will be awful. I hope you all enjoy this experiment more than I am bound to.