
We all know Iron Man is the wealthy industrialist Tony Stark. He’s faced a few foes so far. But Kala. Queen of the Netherworld is a new deadly villain who comes from below the surface of Earth.
The issue opens up with a preview panel where Kala tells Iron Man he’s made the mistake of his life by entering her Netherworld. And she has a disintegrator cannon that will vaporize him into nothingness. But Iron Man has other plans.
Strange Tales continues to be an anthology book at this point, but the only 616 cannon story here is Iron Man. He’s becoming the star attraction in the comic and while the other stories can be interesting, the ones in this issue are ho-hum at best. In fact, even the Iron Man story is not all that enticing but there’s a bit of fun action involved.
To start the story in full, we see two scientists in the wind tunnel of Anthony Stark’s private lab. The problem? The wind velocity control exploded. The force of the wind is blowing the poor scientists all over the place. A guard comes in to check what’s going on and gets sucked into the wind. The scientist delivers a great order to him… if the guard wasn’t also being blown around everywhere.

As if the wind wasn’t enough of a problem, it tears the missile these scientists are testing off the mountings. I’m no scientist, but that sounds dangerous to me. The guards do frantically signal Mr. Stark but even they think there’s nothing he can do. But thankfully, Tony tells his crew not to worry, because someone is visiting Stark. Who could it be? That’s right, Iron Man is there. And the guards say over the phone, “Iron Man?! Gosh, what a break for us!” Totally coincidental and extremely lucky.
Tony puts on his Iron Man costume which is somehow made of armor that is also, collapsible. He muses to himself that no one dreams Iron Man is really Anthony Stark. If no one is figuring this out, I think Stark is overpaying his guards to be honest.
Iron Man has no trouble walking down the wind tunnel but how in the world can he stop the wind? If you answered, Iron Man will spin at super high speeds to become a human fan, you are spot on!

Doing this stops the wind. But it also destroys the blowers in the wind tunnel. Iron Man tells the workers there not to worry about it because Stark can afford to build new ones.
You’ll notice during the emergency at Stark’s lab, Anthony Stark never showed up. But he’s an intelligent scientist so he has a plan. He goes back to his office, changes out of his Iron Man armor, leaves it behind and goes to see the men working at the wind tunnel.
Anthony reasoned with a crisis happening so recently, there is no way a new one pops up. For a smart guy, Stark sure misses the mark here. Out of nowhere, a guard disintegrates. This man vanishes before everyone’s eyes, leaving only his gun behind. Next, a scientist named Evans vanishes. This is getting to be a real problem.
Just as the guards are wondering if they are having a mass hallucination, Anthony Stark is enclosed by some invisible force. And it’s sucking him underground somehow. Stark tries to break out but it’s no good. One of the scientists tries to smash it but that doesn’t work. And a guard shoots it. Luckily for Stark that does not work either.
This glass elevator Tony is in drops him into a strange underground world. When the elevator stops, a woman orders Stark released. And, I have to say, she is wearing some A+ headgear. Stark, for his part, is not intimidated whatsoever.

To Stark’s surprise his employees are also in this underground city. And although they have only been there for mere moments they already know, “We’re at the mercy of a brilliant, ruthless race!” Kala basically takes this as a compliment and brags the Netherworld has scientific secrets the surface world does not.
As advanced as these people may be, they are not perfect. The reason they have two of Stark’s employees is they were aiming for Stark but missed. Tony knows these people want something from him. Kala explains first who they are. The Netherworlders are descendants of the people of Atlantis. I don’t know if they have any relation to Namor or if we will find that out in time but it would make sense. These people survived an enormous tidal wave by hiding under a huge, unbreakable glass dome. But it ended up at the bottom of the sea. Eventually, that dome sank to the center of the Earth where they now call it Netherworld.
Now, Kala wants to invade the surface world. But before she does that, she shows the United States most prominent weapons manufacturer her cache of military weapons. I’m not sure how bright of an idea that is for her. Regardless, what she wants is for Stark to invent “…transistor powered machines such as you alone can create!” These machines will be used to power the deadly weapons to the surface.
Despite the fact Kala says they have been monitoring all countries of the surface world for some time, she doesn’t seem to know what happened the last time Anthony Stark was forced to design a technology against his will. In case you don’t remember, that’s how he got his Iron Man suit to begin with.
Kala is smart enough to know Stark won’t just do this so she threatens the lives of Stark’s employees. Thinking fast, Stark tells Kala there is someone on the surface who could defeat all of her forces. Who? Iron Man, of course. He doesn’t mention there is a literal god of thunder who could do that also. And there’s an angry green guy who’d have a shot too. But I digress.

Stark goes on to describe some of the amazing feats Iron Man can do. Kala’s general, a man named Baxu, thinks the Netherworld should hold off since Iron Man is rather invincible. But Kala says he has a machine that can literally reverse the Earth’s axis. This would be a huge problem for surface dwellers but not for the Netherworlders since it’s at the center.
Stark’s employee’s beg him not to cooperate with Kala, figuring their lives aren’t worth the rest of the world. But Stark agrees. You can probably guess how this goes. Stark agrees but we know he’s not really going to doom the world.
But first, Baxu complains to Stark that he hates taking orders. “…from a woman!” And also says he is in love with Kala.
Inevitably, Stark recreates his Iron Man armor. And to smoothly cover his tracks, Iron Man says to Baxu, “Stark tricked Kala! He spent the night making his escape to the surface, and then sent me down here to foil your invasion plot!”
A tip to villains in the Marvel 616 universe, when you throw Tony Stark in a lab, put some cameras on the guy so you can see what he’s doing. Somehow, I don’t think this advice will be heeded in future issues.
Iron Man makes short work of Baxu and his sexist ways, tossing him to the ground. Baxu is sure Iron Man will kill him but he lets Baxu live. And he says Baxu should be the one in charge, “…instead of that beautiful but vain creature… Kala!” Yeah, Stark holds some rather sexist beliefs himself. But then again, Kala did threaten to kill a whole bunch of people so, maybe Baxu is a better leader here.
Baxu warns Iron Man Kala’s weapons might still destroy him. But Iron Man shows what he can do with electronic powers. Kala tries to kill Iron Man with her disintegrator cannon. Iron Man aims an electronic reverse energy beam at the bolt coming at him. Yeah, I have no idea what that is either but seems like it works. The beams collide and explode and the deadly weapon is no more.
Kala is not out of tricks. She has a, “super-sonic flame-thrower” she fires. Iron Man tosses “concentrated chemical crystals” at the flames and they turn into a block of ice. I have no idea what kind of chemical crystals could do that. Yet, Kala is still not done. She has a “magnetically-directed-machine-gun which fires atomic bullets!” Sounds serious. But Kala didn’t know about Iron Man’s “tiny transistor-powered magnets.” Those redirect the bullets upward, rendering them useless.
Iron Man has, up to this point, been defending, not attacking and he reminds Kala of that. Next he asks her to imagine if he protected all “earthmen” by multiplying them electronically with countless images. He creates mirror images of himself. This is enough to confuse and distract Kala. Iron Man grabs her and flies up, breaking the supposedly unbreakable glass dome and through the ground up to the surface using, and I am not kidding here, “nuclear powered clippers.” Aren’t gadgets fun?

After arriving on the surface, Iron Man reveals to Kala that the surface atmosphere is much different than the one down below. This ages her tremendously. She begs to go back so she can be young and beautiful once more. Down below, Iron Man all but commands Kala to marry Baxu and never return to threaten the surface world again. Baxu, for his part, says Iron Man is welcome back any time.
And we end on an awkward panel meant to show off the playboy status of Anthony Stark. A man looking at Stark says, “…at least his adventure under the earth kept him away from the girls for a while.” To which Stark thinks to himself, “That’s what you think, Bub!” Bub. That’s a good nickname, maybe a Marvel character should use that more often sometime in the future.

Thus ends another epic journey of Iron Man’s. I’ll admit there is a lot left to be desired in this story. It’s pretty silly, the technology mentioned here is borderline magic at best, the misogyny comes through in heavy doses from two of the main characters in the story. We can say, this was closer to what the attitude of the time was but that doesn’t excuse it.
As far as a science fiction story goes, it’s got its fun moments and there are much worse stories (I’ll be reviewing them eventually). The art is great but this one feels more like it was thrown together just to get something out there. Totally understandable if that was the case because Marvel was putting out an incredible volume for the time.
The story does cement Iron Man more as a powerful figure, as someone who has a secret identity to protect, and shows Anthony Stark as a wealthy, brilliant, playboy who will ultimately make the right choice when the time comes. Other than that, this doesn’t do a whole lot to progress the overall story of Marvel 616 but each small piece adds up to a larger whole.
Next up on the reading list, we’re checking back in with America’s space faring family in The Fantastic Four #15!





