Slick Dungeon here and I just reached 100 followers on WordPress so I just wanted to say thanks! And give you 100 of my favorite monsters (or near monsters) of all time. I am going to count them down in no particular order whatsoever. Thanks to all one hundred of you monsters for following me!

1oo.

Killer Klowns from Outer Space. Silly, yet scary. They gave me nightmares as a kid.

99.

The Babadook, creepy and a great way to keep kids in their beds

98.

Half Drow, Half spider, all terrifying

97.

I wants me gold! The Leprechaun is always good for a little scare laugh

96.

Creepy cakes. Gross but I’ll eat ’em!

95.

What’s with creepy clowns anyway? Captain Spaulding’s definitely one of the more terrifying ones.

94.

Occultists. Can’t live with ’em… yeah can’t live with ’em.

93.

Boring race car movies pretending to be amazing that are just an argument for living a mediocre corporate existence. I have nightmares about these all the time.

92.

The kindest, classiest monster ever, Sweetums

91.

They might be a bit over used but Goblins are an essential monster to me.

90.

Every Michael Bay film. It’s horrifying in it’s terribleness

89.

Killer tomatoes. The deadliest fruit of all time.

88.

That thing from Starship Troopers. I don’t know what it is, but it looks hungry.

87.

Not so much the monster from Tusk as the fact that it was made at all,

86.

Evil Santa

85.

Strahd Van Zarovich, the coolest vampire since Dracula

84.

Evil robots in a mall that don’t do any chopping but definitely kill people.

83.

Mike Wazowski!

82.

Real Estate monsters. Don’t buy houses where walls bleed and stuff okay?

81.

Spoiler: There is a monster at the end of this book.

80.

The Stay Puft Marshmallow man. He’s big but imagine the s’mores potential!

79.

The monster of bad spelling and mispunctuation.

78.

Tremor worms. You might not see them but you’ll feel them.

77.

Whatever this space gorilla thing is supposed to be

76.

John Travolta’s monstrously bad performance in Battlefield Earth

75.

Daylight festivals

74.

That good ol’ Toxic Avenger

73.

The dreaded, deadly, dangerous Dracolich

72.

This guy!

71.

Jason. There are 12 movies about him. How about 13th huh?!?!?!

70.

Sad clown = scary clown

69.

Honestly, nothing is scarier than rich people.

68.

Great scarer Sulley

67.

Treehouses

66.

It’s the Demogorgon!!!

65.

Ghostface is a Scream

64.

Not sure exactly what this is but it’s a monster!

63.

Pardon me but I do believe I hear mother calling…

62.

Tom Savini is not a monster but he sure knows how to make them

61.

Someone needs to moisturize…

60.

Baby it’s cold outside. Also I am gonna kill you.

59.

Is this guy the next Jason? We need that 13th movie still!

58.

Vampires who can do kicks to the face? I’m in.

57.

More clowns

56.

Bards. Horrifying. Yet useful?

55.

Dragons. Often better when paired with Dungeons &

54.

Is it Halloween yet?!

53.

It’s about time Freddy joined the party.

52.

I think I need a midnight snack. Want to feed me?

51.

No, you’re a Pinhead.

50.

Stuff… thangs…

49.

Every day feels like the same day now.

48.

Spiders

47.

I’m thinking it’s time for a shave.

46.

I. Am. Your. Number. One. Fan.

45.

Not monsters. Well not usually. Sometimes it happens but it’s usually fixed.

44.

Can we get this a better name than xenomorph?

43.

Peer pressure is the worst.

42.

Feed me Seymour!

41.

This man has fueled nightmares for decades

40.

Sharks inside of tornados.

39.

One of us! One of us!

38.

Fire bad

37.

Whoever came up with this cake is a monster for sure.

36.

The Death House

35.

Pre-hocky fan Jason

34.

This is not a nice neighborhood

33.

The bandages are a smidge tight

32.

The Creep himself

31.

Well, Sweeney was a good barber…

30.

Don’t let anyone steer you wrong. Dracula the book will always be more terrifying than Dracula the movie.

29.

The king himself

28.

Behold the Beholder!

27.

Godzilla the king of the lizards

26.

Terror dogs. Luis Tully, “Your Honor, ladies and gentleman of the audience, I don’t think it’s fair to call my clients frauds. Sure, the blackout was a big problem for everybody. I was trapped in an elevator for two hours and I had to make the whole time. But I don’t blame them. Because one time, I turned into a dog and they helped me. Thank you”

25.

These guys.

24.

Gmork wants there to be the nothing and honestly, that’s terrifying.

23.

The Hydra. Many heads, even more death.

22.

I’ll always have a soft spot for Ludo

21.

Even though I like book Dracula more, movie Dracula is still a great monster

20.

It’s never good when dwarves delve too deep

19.

Anyone want to go swimming in the Black Lagoon?

18.

These guys are why I keep a sharpie on me at all times.

17.

Honestly, these guys still creep me out.

16.

I think this guy must be in high school because he keeps talking about his locker.

15.

Sharks not in a tornado

14.

Bring a mirror before you try to talk to Medusa

13.

This guy is relentless

12.

We are Borg

11.

Don’t blink.

10.

The most vile gangster in the galaxy

09.

The Swamp Thing.

08.

Beware of the blob, the blob, the blob

07.

Bad weather can be really bad. Even just the mist.

06.

The doctor is not in, but Mr. Hyde sure is

05.

Anyone other than me have a soft spot for Cat People?!

04.

Want to arm wrestle?

03.

This guy still haunts my dreams sometimes

02.

Yeah this guy is perfectly normal…

01.

Okay I did actually save my favorite monster for last. I was really broken up when some jerk dropped a huge gate on him. Still haven’t really gotten over that one.

Thanks for following my blog all you little monsters!

Gratefully yours,

Slick Dungeon