Captain Archer finds new life in Star Trek Enterprise: Civilization
Star Trek Enterprise: Civilization finally allows the crew of Enterprise to do what they are commissioned for. In the episode, the crew finds a planet with a vibrant but as yet unexplored civilization. But knowing how to navigate this civilization without disrupting them proves to be a challenge. This is the first episode that really gets at what the show has been hinting towards since the start.
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You mighta put that on the top of the list
In the morning briefing on Enterprise, T’Pol goes through a few possibilities of where the ship might go next. There are a few natural but interesting locations they could get to with little trouble. During the briefing Captain Archer looks rather bored and is hoping for more. But finally Trip tells the Captain there is a Minshara class planet only four light years away. And it has 500 million life signs. A whole civilization. When Archer hears about this he looks at T’Pol and says, “You mighta put that on the top of the list.” T’Pol just nods her head in response.
While I suspect Trip is actually the one who had the idea to save the best for last, it also seems like T’Pol must have been in on it. While T’Pol is still strictly Vulcan, this is about as close to a practical joke as she gets and it feels like some humanity is rubbing off on her which is great to see.
The Akaali are discovered
The first challenge the crew has is figuring out where on this planet to land, if at all. A run of the scanners proves this civilization is not as advanced as humans or Vulcans. They don’t have advanced technology and they’re not spacefaring at all. Trip wants to go down there but T’Pol advises against it. She says it’s standard protocol to wait until a society develops warp drive before initiating first contact. If you’ve seen the movie First Contact, you know she’s right because this is exactly what the Vulcans did with humans.
Trip does point out those are Vulcan protocols, not human. T’Pol insists starfleet would be wise to adopt them. She wants the ship to collect data from orbit. Captain Archer has Hoshi zoom in on the city they are looking at until they can see one of the people’s faces. And, sure enough, these people look a lot like humans. Just with some ridges on their foreheads (in typical Star Trek fashion).
Hoshi listens in on the different dialects on the planet with real fascination. And she discovers the name of the species, Akaali.
There’s something strange on the planet
With a little makeup from Dr. Phloxx, an away crew is prepared. Hoshi is selected because she’d be able to help if the translator matrix malfunctions.
Before anyone else is selected, T’Pol notifies the Captain that there are nutrino emissions from the city on the eastern continent. Basically this is evidence of technology the Akaali shouldn’t possess. In other words, there are other aliens who already got there.
In addition to Hoshi, Trip, T’Pol and Captain Archer all head down to the planet. T’Pol has to cover her ears with her wig to blend in.
A thin cover story
On the planet it’s a vibrant preindustrial society with lots of activity, flourishing markets, and architecture. Almost immediately, Hoshi notices someone who seems suspicious as T’Pol secretly gathers readings.
Meanwhile, Trip and Archer break into a shop where the nutrino readings are strongest. Trip finds something in the back room. But the pair are not as good at crime as they need to be. A woman follows them in. Whatever is causing the readings to go off the chart is behind a magnetic barrier. And the woman sees some of the technology our crew has. She demands to know what they did to the door. Trip says they didn’t do anything.
Archer makes up a pretty thin cover story saying they are collectors picking up an antique. The woman is smart enough to know a real collector would have waited for the shop to open. The woman gives Archer a hint though when she says she’s been watching the shop for weeks and knows all about the, “evening deliveries.” And she says people are getting sick and dying because of what is going on in this shop.
Then T’Pol stuns the woman with her phaser pistol.
Captain Archer is not good at lying
Archer is a bit upset with T’Pol and asks her not to shoot anyone else while they are there. I mean, reasonable request but it made sense why T’Pol did that. They look at the papers the woman was carrying and figure out she’s an apothecary. Archer sends everyone else back to the shuttle. He tends to the woman and takes her home.
She wakes up and asks what he did to her. Archer says she just collapsed and again she catches him out in a lie. The she mentions someone named Garos. He’s the owner of the shop. Archer gets about as close to the truth as he can by telling the woman there is something strange going on in the shop and he’s there to figure it out. He says he’s an investigator from another city but he can’t tell her any more than that. She doesn’t question him any more but does want to know his name and he tells her it’s Jon.
Garos is also bad at lying
Back on Enterprise, Malcolm Reed says the energy field is close to impenetrable. But he can’t find anything under the shop. Trip figures it’s some kind of dampening field. Archer tells the others on the shuttle that Riann, the woman he was speaking with, mentioned people getting sick. Hoshi says she saw some of them. They had mottled skin and lesions. This was the case with the person who T’Pol and Hoshi saw when they first arrived.
Trip suggests taking one of them onto Enterprise to find out what is wrong with them. But T’Pol points out the fear of alien abduction caused a great deal of apprehension on Earth for centuries. She’s not wrong there. She advises talking to the shopkeeper.
They start by asking about the antique collection. Garos realizes they are not from that province. Archer pulls out his datapad and says, “Neither are you.” Garos’ DNA doesn’t match any on the planet.
Archer explains they are explorers from Earth. Archer wants to know what Garos is doing there. He says he is also an explorer. He says he came to the planet a couple of years ago and was quite taken with these people and decided to stay. None of it sounds believable. Archer then questions why he has an antimatter reactor in his basement. Garos swears there’s nothing nefarious about it and says it’s basically a fabricator device. When Archer asks him about people getting sick, Garos claims it’s a native virus that has nothing to do with him. Before they can grill him further, more customers enter and the crew leaves.
Poison in the water
Archer goes back to Riann with T’Pol. T’Pol takes some readings in the room. They press Riann for more information about the illness spreading. Riann’s brother has died to this illness which is why she’s so keen on stopping it. She has figured out a pattern that people first got sick closest to Garos’ shop and there have been suspicious deliveries.
T’Pol leaves to go finish her analysis. But Archer stays to try to find out what is happening.
On Enterprise Dr. Phloxx takes a look at T’Pol’s readings and is impressed with Riann’s findings. Basically, whatever Garos is doing has poisoned the ground water. Not a good situation to say the least.
Captain Archer gets romantic
While Archer is speaking with Riann, the translation matrix goes down for a brief moment. He doesn’t understand what she’s saying so he kisses her. I guess that’s one way to cover up. He then says someone was passing by so he did that as a distraction. The matrix kicks back in and it seems Riann is not upset by the kiss at all.
They do see one of the deliveries to Garos’ shop. Whoever these people are speak into a communicator in a language neither Archer nor Riann understand. After they leave, Riann and Archer go to check the crates but a ship comes down and beams up the aliens. Riann asks Archer if he’s ever seen anything like that and he finally admits he has.
Someone shoots at them and Archer goes off to find the culprit. There’s a fistfight and Archer subdues the guy. And he peels off a mask. This is definitely an alien blending in with the Akaali. Riann seems pretty freaked out by the whole thing and wants more answers from Archer.
He explains they are explorers. With a device Archer takes from the alien, he’s able to get into the room Garos is hiding. There’s tons of advanced technology there.
Enemies defeated
Turns out Garos is mining something to create explosives. The whole thing is what is poisoning everyone. Archer plans to have this technology transported onto Enterprise but he still has to deal with the dampening field. Archer has a choice between pushing a blue or yellow button to disable it. He chooses poorly. A heavily armed ship approaches.
Garos hails Enterprise and demands they leave or his ship will open fire. T’Pol demands to speak with Captain Archer. Garos says he’s dead and the ship fires on Enterprise. They are damaged but it’s nothing major. But a few more hits like it would be devastating.
Garos hails Archer. Archer tells Garos he’s contaminating the water supply but Garos doesn’t care. Garos also says he’ll let Archer leave with Riann if he drops the whole thing. Archer gives Riann his phase pistol and tells her to shoot anyone who comes through the doors.
T’Pol tells the bridge to prepare to leave orbit. Trip gets royally angry and tries to belay the order. I don’t know how many reviews in a row I am going to have to say this but T’Pol has earned the benefit of the doubt and no one gives it to her. She points out the order was to prepare to leave orbit and she has no intention of leaving the Captain, dead or alive.
Archer manages to disable the dampening field but the enemy ship attacks Enterprise again. Enterprise manages to get a lock on the reactor. And the aliens on the planet go after Archer and Riann, using phase pistols right in front of everyone. In the best move of the episode, T’Pol has the reactor transported to Enterprise then transported right in front of the enemy ship. Malcolm Reed then hits it with a torpedo and the reaction disables the enemy ship. Pretty damn smart if you ask me.
Archer and Riann do manage to escape the hostile aliens, and Garos. The Captain allows the aliens to leave.
Captain’s Star Log
Captain Archer summarizes the events of the episode in a star log dated July 31st, 2151. And he delivers an antidote to Riann for the sick people on the planet. The Vulcans are also tasked with occasionally looking in on the Akaali. Archer advises Riann to keep it all to herself. And Archer kisses her again. I’m not sure but I think this is the first in a storied history of Enterprise Captains hooking up with women on a planet they have just found.
Star Trek: Civilization in conclusion
This was a really good episode. It gives the crew a complex problem to navigate without obvious solutions. And it gets at early hints of the prime directive. It doesn’t quite get developed here but it at least is the beginnings of humans thinking about if they should contact civilizations more primitive than theirs.
The next episode is titled Fortunate Son. Watch for my review next week!
The Andorian Incident raised the stakes for this series so you might think we’d have an exciting follow up. But this next episode, Star Trek Enterprise: Breaking the Ice gives us a much quieter story. We learn more about how life on Enterprise is lived, get a glimpse into T’Pol’s personal life, and Captain Archer has to prove himself to the Vulcans. I’ll be reviewing the eighth episode of the series here today.
If you want to know the chronology of the episodes I’ll be watching, I’ll be going down this list. If you notice I’ve missed an episode, let me know and I’ll correct it. And if you missed my first post about Star Trek, you can check that out right here.
Talented kids
In the mess hall, Commander Tucker is eating with Dr. Phlox. They are looking at some artwork kids from an elementary school have sent them. Phlox calls T’Pol over to show her the pictures. The drawings come from Trip’s nephew’s fourth grade class. And even T’Pol is impressed with the creativity. Although if a Vulcan can look insulted, she does look a bit insulted when Trip asks her if she wants the one that seems to be a drawing of her as a green Vulcan.
The ship drops out of warp and Captain Archer announces that everyone on board should look out the window. Off the starboard side is a massive ice comet. On the bridge it’s confirmed Vulcans have not charted this, which means Enterprise has discovered it. Mayweather immediately names it Archer’s comet. I’m not star ship captain but that must have felt amazing. Enterprise goes in to take a closer look.
Messages and late night snacks
Not only is this an undiscovered comet, it’s the biggest one humans have ever seen.T’Pol is not impressed.
Speaking of T’Pol she goes back to her quarters and receives a message. It’s hard to read the expression on a Vulcan’s face but it looks like something concerning is in the message.
Back at the mess hall, Trip grabs a slice of pecan pie. He then goes to a replicator and orders milk. At the beginning of the series, it didn’t seem like they had one of these but it seems they do. However, it’s more limited than in future series, and Enterprise, at this point, does have a chef on board.
T’Pol grabs a tea for herself and joins Trip. He goes on about how delicious the pie is. T’Pol doesn’t want to try it because it’s mostly sugar. Trip asks if Vulcans have a sweet tooth and T’Pol just looks on in silence. She also keeps reading something on a tablet and Trip asks if she’s okay. She says she’s fine and leaves.
Enter Captain Vanik
Captain Archer decides they should get a sample from the comet. There’s a mineral on it that not much is known about. They can’t just transport a sample so Lieutenant Malcolm Reed and Ensign Mayweather prepare a rig to go down there. They have mining equipment on board that can drill into the ice.
Hoshi detects a Vulcan ship nearby. Archer hails them and he speaks with a Captain Vanik. Vanik is perplexed by Archer’s interest in the comet. Vanik asks to stay and observe Enterprise’s activities. Archer calls T’Pol to his quarters so he can speak to her privately.
Archer asks T’Pol what the Vulcans are really doing there. She says they might just be curious. Archer says that doesn’t sound very Vulcan to him. But, I have to say, hang on a minute. Vulcans may suppress their emotions but they are a space faring race who encounter new species all the time. If that is not a signal of curiosity I don’t know what is. I think Archer is way off base to think they can’t be curious.
Archer does bring up a few times in the recent past where Vulcans have also showed up out of nowhere. So to be fair to Archer, he does have some right to be suspicious. He thinks they are basically checking up on the humans.
Exploring the comet and decoding messages
Reed and Mayweather land their shuttle on the comet. Mayweather is extra excited because he’s only seen snow a couple of times. And Reed thinks they should do something to commemorate the occasion. Mayweather tosses a couple ideas out like having a snowball fight but nothing seems quite right. Reed says they’ll figure it out once they get there.
Meanwhile on Enterprise, Trip runs diagnostics and finds an encrypted message was sent to T’Pol. Presumably this is the message she was reading earlier. This came from the Vulcan ship and Trip tells Archer about it. Archer says T’Pol promised to tell him if she spoke to the Vulcans. Trip asks if he should have Hoshi decrypt it and Archer says it’s top priority.
Archer looks really concerned here and I have to say this is like the third episode in a row where Archer is not sure if he should trust T’Pol. But she has proven her loyalty to her captain and her duty to Enterprise over and over in this series. I think in this episode, she is especially unfairly under suspicion. In fact, in the last episode alone, T’Pol proved her loyalty to Archer over the Vulcans in what could have started a war. She’s owed the benefit of the doubt here.
The class has questions
In what I can only call a cute and charming scene, Captain Archer makes the bridge crew on Enterprise answer questions from Miss Malvin’s fourth grade class at the Whorley Elementary school. We get to see a bit of everyone’s personality come out here. Archer tells the kids what they eat. He says it’s mostly what anyone on Earth eats at home. But he does mention a hydroponic greenhouse and says they can replicate certain foods with a protein resequencer. This is the early version of the famous replicator. Then he awkwardly answers a question about dating basically saying it’s allowed but complicated.
Another kid asks how they talk to aliens. Hoshi gets to answer this one and she talks about the universal translator but says she also has to step in sometimes. And in the funniest exchange, Archer makes Trip answer the question, “When you flush the toilet where does it go?”
It’s a hilariously awkward answer and Trip is mad he has to answer a “poop question.” But as Archer points out, it’s a perfectly valid question. If you want to know the answer, it’s basically that bio-matter is resequenced into materials they need.
Another kid asks about germs and Archer makes the mistake of letting Dr. Phlox answer this one. He answers right away but goes on and on and on as he’s wont to do.
Finally, Archer says they are sending pictures of the comet they discovered.
To some this might feel like a filler scene but for me, I love this scene. Astronauts currently answer questions from schools all the time. It’s an extremely human activity and would forward interest in space exploration. And we learn a lot in just a few minutes about the operations on Enterprise through the scene.
Do you want to build a snowman?
Did you guess Mayweather would build a snowman on the comet? Yeah, so did I. Reed and Mayweather are out there having fun when Archer asks them how they’re doing. And he reminds them they’re being observed. Mayweather and Reed both look a little guilty here. But I’ve got something to say about this.
We’ve had humans golf on the moon. If we really were out there in deep space exploring, we would obviously do stuff like build a snowman. It’s in human nature to do this. The Vulcans, having been around humans for quite some time now, would know, without a doubt, that humans give in to creative expression and fun all the time. Reed and Mayweather have nothing to be ashamed of. Build that snowman guys!
T’Pol’s message
Hoshi gives Trip the message. She left it in Vulcan but did not read it herself. She didn’t think it would be right. At least someone has T’Pol’s back here. But Trip, yeah he totally reads it. And finds out it’s of a very personal nature. To Trip’s credit he doesn’t tell Archer what it says, just that it’s personal. Archer wonders why it was encrypted though.
Trip also says if it was sent through regular channels and marked personal no one would have read it other than T’Pol. And now, Trip feels guilty even though it was an honest mistake. He tells Archer he’s going to tell T’Pol. Archer asks how that’s going to help.
And here’s why Trip is one of my favorites. Without hesitation he says, “It’s the right thing to do.” That’s enough for him. He wants to be able to look T’Pol in the eye without feeling guilty. One small thing to mention here though is Trip wouldn’t have read it at all if Archer had enough trust in T’Pol not to decrypt the message in the first place.
Trip’s apology and Vanik’s disapproval
Trip explains what happened to T’Pol but it does not go over well. T’Pol is clearly upset and for a Vulcan that’s saying something. T’Pol says the matter was urgent and they didn’t have time to go through regular channels. Trip says this looked really suspicious. But again, T’Pol is proving herself constantly. Trip also assures her he’s the only person on board who has read the letter.
T’Pol sees Dr. Phlox and he catches onto the fact something is bothering her. He advises her to talk to someone about it.
Archer tries to smooth things over with Vanik by inviting him to dinner.
On the comet they add Vulcan ears to the snowman and then they set off the charges so they can get their sample.
The dinner with Vanik goes as poorly as can be imagined. Let’s just say small talk doesn’t seem to be Vanik’s thing. Vanik is in fact, so rude, he had dinner before he even arrived on Enterprise. Archer tries everything but in the end he gets Vanik back to his ship as soon as possible. But he does let on he thinks the Vulcans are just watching over their shoulders all the time. Vanik is a hard dude to impress, that’s for sure.
Archer asks how long the Vulcans have been spying on them. Vanik says if they were spying, the humans wouldn’t know. Good point. Then Vanik says humans’ arrogance and inexperience are their true enemies. Then he says something in Vulcan to T’Pol. She doesn’t tell Trip what it meant.
Star Trek Enterprise: Breaking the actual Ice
The charges on the comet threw off the rotation of the comet. It’s going to be too hot for Reed and Mayweather in short order.
Meanwhile, T’Pol asks Trip to come to her quarters and talks to him about what was in her letter. Basically, she has an arranged marriage. Unless he leaves Enterprise immediately, her wedding plans will be canceled. She’s torn between her duty on Enterprise and her duty to her culture. Koss is the Vulcan she is supposed to marry but she’s only met him a handful of times.
Trip gets kind of high an mighty and says arranged marriages went out with slavery on Earth. To which I say, no that’s not correct, there are still arranged marriages in tons of places on Earth right now. Trip tells her she should consider what she wants. Finally, Trip asks if it occurred to her she might have already postponed this wedding a couple of times because that’s what she really wants. And he says it happens to humans all the time and maybe she is picking up some of our bad habits.
Climbing back up to the shuttle, Travis Mayweather hurts his knee but they make it to the pod. When they ignite the thrusters, the shuttle breaks through the ice and falls. The shuttle is stuck. Trip tries to pull them out but it doesn’t work and Reed and Mayweather are in a bit of danger.
Star Trek Enterprise: Breaking the Ice conclusion
In the end, there is an easy way to get Reed and Mayweather back. Captain Archer can ask for Vanik’s help. Archer does everything he can to avoid this until T’Pol points out Vanik is expecting Archer not to ask for help. Basically, if Archer doesn’t ask for help when he needs it, the Vulcans are going to know humans can’t hack it in space. Naturally, Archer does ask Vanik. Vanik uses a tractor beam and Reed and Mayweather are saved. Vanik leaves and human and Vulcan relations progress.
As for T’Pol’s little problem, she sends a message back to Vulcan, breaking off her engagement. And, she eats some pecan pie. Human and Vulcan relations progress.
While not a lot happens this episode, I enjoyed this one a lot. It’s got a certain charm to it and we get to see some character development. I just wish the crew would accept T’Pol already, like what does the woman have to do? But anyway, we’ve been introduced in this episode to a couple characters who will return in the series and become much more important in the long run.
The next episode is titled Civilization and that one gets pretty complicated. Watch for my review next week!
The crew arrives at a Vulcan retreat in Star Trek Enterprise: The Andorian Incident
Star Trek Enterprise: The Andorian Incident is one of the best episodes of the entire series. There is a big twist in this episode and I can’t give a full review without spoiling it. So if you have not yet watched the episode, do so before reading this post.
If you want to know the chronology of the episodes I’ll be watching, I’ll be going down this list. If you notice I’ve missed an episode, let me know and I’ll correct it. And if you missed my first post about Star Trek, you can check that out right here.
A peaceful retreat threatened
The episode does not start on Enterprise. It doesn’t even start in space. Instead it starts at a Vulcan retreat where several people are meditating. Someone bangs loudly on the doors and several blue aliens with antennae on their heads enter the room. We don’t know it yet but these are Andorians. Not only do these people become important in the episode, they will play a significant role in several episodes in the series.
On Enterprise Commander “Trip” Tucker complains to Captain Archer that they are only looking at things Vulcans have already discovered on their star charts. Tucker feels like it’s not true exploration but Archer does point out humans have never been to these places. But Archer also adds that there is a proto-star that isn’t on the Vulcan charts. In other words, these star charts are not fully complete.
T’Pol enters the room and Archer points out a planet they are near. T’Pol is familiar with it. Archer knows there is a small outpost on the planet. T’Pol says it is called P’Jem. It’s an ancient spiritual retreat for meditation and kolinahr. Kolinahr is the practice of purging one’s mind of all emotion. A sacred state in Vulcan culture. Archer wants to visit. T’Pol thinks it’s a bad idea and Trip assumes that’s because Vulcans think humans smell bad. But ultimately T’Pol agrees and looks up the proper customs humans should follow for the visit.
Infinite diversity in infinite combinations
At the mess hall T’Pol has lunch with Dr. Phlox. Phlox assumes T’Pol will be excited to go have a look at some of her own ancient history. And he figures she’ll be excited to introduce the Vulcans to the humans she is working with. But T’Pol is hesitant because it might feel a bit awkward if she is showing these human ruffians around a sacred monastery. We also see a bit of difference in outlook between Dr. Phlox and T’Pol here. T’Pol cuts and eats her celery with a knife and fork while Phlox just grabs food off her plate without asking until after he has done it.
Phlox admits he can feel out of place among the humans too but he keeps in mind the Vulcan motto, “Infinite diversity in infinite combinations.” And he points out diversity is a celebration of differences. Therefore the Vulcans should welcome the humans. And I have to say, I think that’s a good motto. And if you are a space explorer it’s an excellent motto to keep in mind.
Phlox then asks her what the mission of Enterprise is. She says, “Our mission is to make contact with those who humans consider new life and civilizations.” Phlox points out this is to seek infinite diversity. And Phlox says if that’s the case, a cultural exchange between humans and Vulcans is just a furtherance of their mission. Hand one to Dr. Phlox in the wisdom category here.
A surprise visit
While heading to the shuttle Trip is appalled the Vulcans don’t know they are coming. T’Pol says she couldn’t hail them because these Vulcans consider technology a distraction from their spiritual pursuits. Archer is worried about dropping in unannounced but T’Pol reassures him it will be fine as long as they observe the proper protocols. And she rattles off a long list of rules to which Archer says, “I thought Starfleet training was tough.”
When they first arrive things do look peaceful. But there is evidence the door was damaged which seems unusual. T’Pol writes that off to old age. But then no one answers the door. Archer walks in anyway. There, a Vulcan monk is in the room, standing silent. T’Pol speaks to him for a moment. She says the monk told her the entire order is in kolinahr and can’t be disturbed. T’Pol then observes the protocols by asking for the offering of the J’Kah stone as is normal.
The Vulcan leaves the room to get it but things seem off here. First, T’Pol notices a statue not sitting in its correct position. Then she says in the main atrium, where they are, there should be more than one member of the order present. Trip shrugs it off with a joke about calling Starfleet command. But T’Pol says the Vulcan elder also seems agitated. I don’t think any human could possibly have picked up on that.
To investigate further, Archer starts wandering the room and talking loudly. He never says this in the episode but I think her figures he can get away with being rude because Vulcans already think humans can be impulsive. But what he is really doing is trying to find out the problem.
Archer finds an intruder
Trip and T’Pol both pick up on what Archer is doing and walk around themselves taking everything in. Trip finds a broken pot which the elder says is there because of the process of kolinahr which can be violent. The elder then shows Archer the stone of J’Kah. Archer observes the protocol but then loudly asks what it all means. In case we had any doubt, we know this is a delay for time because T’Pol told him exactly what it was in the last scene. Archer continues to wander and badly misinterprets what it means just to delay further.
The gambit pays off because Archer notices on of the Andorians in a reflection. Archer gives a hand signal to Trip to let him know to be ready to fight. Trip gets closer to the captain and the Vulcan elder asks them to leave. Trip and Archer get the jump on the Andorian who is hiding behind a screen. They tackle him and his gun flies out of his hand. T’Pol grabs it but three more Andorians enter the room, all armed and pointing their weapons at our heroes. They’ve been captured!
Interrogation
The Vulcan elder, T’Pol and the two humans are put in a room with the other Vulcans from the monastery. The Andorians are angry at the Vulcans because there was a Vulcan in the landing party. The Vulcan elder points out he didn’t know because it was an Earth vessel. Andorians are not familiar with Earth and Archer tells them it’s where they are from. An Andorian we will soon come to know as Commander Shran asks Archer why they came there. And he refers to humans as “pink skins” which seems to be derogatory.
Archer maintains he only came to see the sanctuary. Shan demands to know what Archer’s mission is and he asks about surveillance equipment. Archer explains T’Pol is their science officer but Shan assumes that means Archer is working with the Vulcans. Archer asks what Shan is doing there and Shan gives him an elbow to the ribs. Trip is quite angry about this but there’s not much he can do.
Shan says they scanned Enterprise and thinks it’s a well armed ship for people who came for a visit. Then Shan claims T’Pol and the humans prove this place is far more than a sanctuary. Once they leave the room Trip says, “Now these guys are agitated.” He’s always there for the humor isn’t he?
The Andorians
T’Pol says the Andorians are known for their volatile and suspicious nature. One of the Vulcans explains Andorians and Vulcans are from neighboring systems and have been in conflict for years. T’Pol further explains these aliens are envious of Vulcan reasoning and technology and believe the Vulcans are planning to invade the Andorians. But there has been a treaty. However, some factions still are bent on conquest.
Trip asks what these guys want with a 3000 year old temple. The Vulcan elder explains the Andorians think they are hiding a long range sensor array. But he assures Archer there is no technology on the planet. It seems these Andorians have made a couple of visits to this temple already. They go through the place, cause some chaos looking for the technology and then leave empty handed. But with the arrival of the humans they are now even more suspicious than before.
Standard Procedures
Back on Enterprise Malcolm Reed is telling Hoshi about an alien ship they picked up on their scanners. He’s wondering why the shuttle didn’t pick this up. Hoshi asks why they would even bother to scan when they are going to an ancient monastery. Reed makes a good point, saying it should be standard procedure to do so. This show is still establishing some of the long running rules we know from later series.
Reed is also worried because he hasn’t heard from the landing party. Hoshi says you can’t expect them to check in every ten minutes and Reed says that also should be standard procedure. Hoshi assures Reed he is probably overreacting.
More interrogation
Shan beats Captain Archer pretty mercilessly trying to find out where the sensor array is. It doesn’t gain Archer any points having a Vulcan with him. But its complicated for Archer to explain her presence in a way that makes sense to the Andorians.
Enterprise tries to contact Archer. Shan answers it and tells Reed that Captain Archer is a prisoner of the Andorian Imperial Guard. And the Andorians smash all the communicators. Shan also tells Reed if they make any moves with Enterprise he’ll kill the hostages.
Reed does the right thing and preps a shuttle. Mayweather is worried but Reed says he doesn’t take orders from a comm voice unless it belongs to the captain. And Reed tells Hoshi to look up the Andorians.
In their search, the Andorians still don’t find any evidence of technology in the monastery and they become even more agitated.
The prisoners
The Vulcan elder asks T’Pol how long she’s been on the Earth ship. She says it’s been 9 weeks and 4 days so that’s how long Enterprise has been out there in case you wondered. The Vulcan elder says the smell must be intolerable but T’Pol says she got used to it and was given a nasal numbing agent. So I guess the Vulcans really do think humans smell bad.
Archer is brought back to the room with the prisoners where Trip tends to his wounds. And Archer says these Andorians are going to start killing people if they don’t find what they want. And he mentions the contact from Reed and tells them Shan said if a rescue comes, they will start killing people. T’Pol says Reed wouldn’t be that reckless but Archer says he didn’t recruit his tactical officer to sit on his butt when he’s threatened. Probably a smart move on Archer’s part. Archer knows its only a matter of time before Reed comes and things fall into chaos.
The Vulcan elder says there is another option. A transmitter that is very old in the catacombs. But Archer catches on to the fact the Vulcans said there was no technology here. Trip and one of the Vulcan monks go to find it. But the Vulcan elder also says if the Andorians find these tunnels, they will damage Vulcan culture in ways humans can’t understand.
Plans and transmitters
Trip and the Vulcan do find the transmitter but along the way, Trip notices a sealed off door.
Meanwhile, the Andorians continue to try to find the sensor array while the prisoners attempt to come up with an escape plan. T’Pol and Archer also have a moment together and share a blanket to keep from freezing. T’Pol at first says the cold is preferable to the odor but she ultimately gives in. But she does convince Archer this conflict is larger than this monastery. Archer still sees it as the Andorians bullying the Vulcans though. T’Pol says Vulcans don’t respond to violence with violence but Archer says under the circumstances a little violence might help. He does say he’d like to find a peaceful solution but he doesn’t think that will happen.
Archer then says he needs to know he can count on T’Pol when the time comes. Considering what has happened so far in the series already, I think this is pretty unfair to T’Pol. She’s had multiple instances where she could have betrayed or gone against Archer but every single time she has sided with him. She should really be given the benefit of the doubt at this point. And she makes a point to remind him she has never disobeyed orders.
Plans are made
Enterprise does pick up a faint signal from the planet. This is Commander Tucker on the old transmitter. He explains the situation. Reed asks if Tucker is certain they can’t negotiate. Trip tells him the last negotiation resulted in Archer coming back with a face full of bruises. It’s still early on in the series but if there is one thing that is certain about Malcolm Reed, it’s that he does not appreciate it when someone does violence to his captain.
The prisoners try to figure out a way out of the building. Archer hopes the catacombs can help and he asks about the reliquary. The Vulcans say it’s ancient and no one has been in it in years. Trip mentions a stairwell he saw near it. This stairwell is right under the atrium where the Andorians are.
The Andorians themselves are fast running out of patience. But Shan is absolutely sure he’s right. And out of nowhere, Archer calls for the Andorians and tells Shan he needs to speak with him alone.
Star Trek Enterprise: The Andorian Incident
Archer uses his time with the Andorians as a distraction. He basically jokes about how annoying it is to be stuck in a room full of Vulcans. This earns him more beatings but it does allow him to signal Trip who is waiting in the stairwell under the atrium. The prisoners now have their plan of attack with the element of surprise.
Reed takes a landing party to be transported down to the planet. Several of them are hesitant to get in the thing but they do it. The Andorians pick up on the energy fluctuation and rush to the room with the prisoners. Reed and company go up to the tunnel where the stairwell is. And they blow the door off and get the drop on the Andorians. But two of them run down into the catacombs.
Archer goes after them and they head to the reliquary. And here is where the true Andorian incident takes place. Archer stumbles on an actual sensor array. This whole time, the Vulcans were lying and they were the ones who had violated the treaty. This throws the whole episode on its head and we realize the Vulcan monks are not so innocent after all.
Star Trek Enterprise: The Andorian Incident conclusion
Star Trek Enterprise: The Andorian Incident ends with Archer having T’Pol get photographic proof. One of the Vulcan monks tries to stop her but Archer knocks him out. T’Pol gives Shan the scans of the place and she communicates up to Enterprise not to attack the Andorian ship when it leaves the planet. Shan tells Archer they are in his debt. He doesn’t seem happy about it at all.
Star Trek Enterprise: The Andorian Incident really does launch the series into new territory. The humans already didn’t entirely trust the Vulcans but now there’s evidence of them violating a treaty they negotiated. And while Andorians are not friends to the humans, there has been contact made. Archer comes to trust T’Pol a bit more because of incident and Reed knows he needs to restructure some things to make away missions safer.
It’s a great episode and quite entertaining. In the next episode, titled Breaking the Ice, we’re going to learn even more about T’Pol and her relationship with the Vulcans.
Star Trek Enterprise: Terra Nova gives the crew a complicated problem
Star Trek Enterprise: Terra Nova presents the crew with a new kind of challenge. This problem is not a confrontation with an alien species, it’s not exploration of a new planet, it’s not even a conflict among the crew. This is a colony of lost humans who no longer understand who they are and where they came from. It’s an episode that sets up an intriguing premise but doesn’t quite deliver the goods.
If you want to know the chronology of the episodes I’ll be watching, I’ll be going down this list. If you notice I’ve missed an episode, let me know and I’ll correct it. And if you missed my first post about Star Trek, you can check that out right here.
Mayweather is fascinated
Ensign Travis Mayweather is what is known as a “boomer.” This means he was born traveling out in space rather than on Earth. And as such, he’s had a fascination with one of the earliest human space colonies. At the beginning of the episode he is looking through old photos of these colonists along with Hoshi and Captain Archer. It seems this colony had been well established but there was a sudden loss in communication and no one has heard from these people in decades.
Mayweather is especially excited because he knows he’s about to get answers to one of the biggest space mysteries known to humans. The Enterprise will soon be landing there and seeing if they can make contact with the humans again.
The legend of Terra Nova
Captain Archer, Commander Tucker, and Science Officer T’Pol are eating together in the Captain’s mess. T’Pol, despite having spent significant time on Earth is not familiar with Terra Nova or its history. Tucker is shocked by this news and says humans had to learn all about the early Vulcan expeditions. When T’Pol asks him to name one he just says, “History was never my best subject.”
Archer tells T’Pol it was called the “great experiment.” It was to see if humans could colonize deep space. Apparently there was already a colony on the moon called New Berlin, something called Utopia Planitia on Mars and even some asteroid colonies. But this was all within our own solar system. Deep space had not yet been explored by humans. And he describes a nine year journey to get to the livable planet where Terra Nova was established.
While these colonists’ transmissions were followed at the beginning, no one has heard from them in more than seventy years. Things had become strained when Earth wanted to send a second crew out to the planet. Tensions built and suddenly communications stopped. And getting there to see what happened would have taken too much time. T’Pol does ask why humans didn’t ask Vulcans to help. Tucker says asking favors from Vulcans comes with too high a price. In a show of encouragement T’Pol does says she’s learned humans are resourceful and thinks the colony might still be there.
This is Terra Nova
The Enterprise gets to the planet which looks very much like Earth. Mayweather is ecstatic because he promised his dad he’d see the place. Archer tries to establish communications but there is no response. There are no bio signs but the colony itself is intact. And T’Pol detects some surface radiation. Where that came from is not clear. The colony itself appears empty but they do decide to go down there anyway.
The away team is Captain Archer, T’Pol, Lieutenant Malcolm Reed, and Ensign Mayweather. On the planet they do find an empty town with old Earth artifacts like bicycles, welcome mats and housing units. They explore around a bit. T’Pol gets enough readings to know the radiation levels seventy years ago would have been lethal. But there are no bodies to be found.
T’Pol thinks they left before it could affect them. But Archer points out the housing units were built out of ship parts. There was no return trip possible.
We’re not alone
While exploring, Reed sees someone in the trees running around. Reed pursues this person and Archer and T’Pol race to catch up to him. The person runs into a cave and Archer asks Mayweather to grab some flashlights and meet them there.
Reed and Archer go into the caves where they see an armadillo like creature burrowing in the caves. T’Pol and Mayweather stand guard outside. In the caves Archer and Reed find evidence of human tools and see a bunch of faces staring at them. These faces are covered with rock and dirt but it’s apparent they are human. Archer tells these people they aren’t going to hurt them. One of them pops out with a gun pointed at them and Reed stuns him with his phase pistol. So much for not hurting them I guess.
Another one of these people chases Reed and Archer through the caves, firing at them. Archer tells T’Pol they are under attack and asks for help navigating to an exit. Even with the help, they get turned around but Malcolm gets shot in the process. He’s injured but alive. On the surface one of these people attack Mayweather but T’Pol stuns the attacker. Archer escapes the caves but has to leave Malcolm. Archer, T’Pol and Mayweather make it to the shuttle where T’Pol confirms these were humans attacking.
Back on Enterprise
Mayweather is confused by why humans would attack other humans. But I have to say, the crew of the Enterprise did sort of show up out of nowhere then shot a guy and ran away. Seems pretty hostile to me. And I guess the caverns were too thick to find the bio signs but I thought the sensors would have been more sensitive. Still, it’s early days of the technology in this series so I suppose I can give them that. But after the run in with the humans in caves, the sensors can pick up at least 52 bio signs.
Archer realizes if these people are the descendants of the original colonists and they’ve been living in these caves for such a long time, they might actually think humans are aliens. In the situation room, Archer, Tucker, T’Pol, Mayweather, and Hoshi start to piece a puzzle together. They figure these people headed underground after whatever caused the radiation and have been living that way ever since, feeding on the underground flora and fauna.
Unfortunately. Lieutenant Reed is too deep in the caves to be transported out. But they do find a way to get back into the caves without going through the whole tunnel complex. However, this would involve using more weapons on the colonists. Archer has a moment of self doubt realizing if he can’t make first contact with humans, he has no business being out in space. He decides to bring Dr. Phlox with him to the surface and tasks T’Pol and Tucker with figuring out where the radiation came from. He also asks Hoshi and Mayweather to finish their data buffer to find out any final transmissions from the colony.
Back on Terra Nova
Archer and Phlox surrender to the humans on the planet and ask to see Malcolm. The humans are surprised to see Dr. Phlox. They speak in a bit of an odd dialect and don’t seem to think they are humans. They also speak in a lot of rock and tunnel metaphors, saying things like, “You track from Earth, we lived on the over-side, we hid from poison rain.” And they call anything they think is a lie “shale.”
Archer tries to convince them of the truth of what happened in the past. Dr. Phlox is able to diagnose one of the older people here that she has lung cancer based on his biomedical scan. And he tells her it’s easily cured. Man, wouldn’t that be a nice world to live in if we could easily cure lung cancer?
Archer tells her they can help but they have to take her to their “sky ship.” The woman and her son reluctantly agree to go. But they won’t release Malcolm until they come back. Seems fair to me since Malcolm is in pain but not imminent danger and they did shoot and stun a couple of these colonists.
Terra Novans learn the truth
On Enterprise they treat the woman, show her pictures of the original colonists, and try to convince them of where they came from. The people are still skeptical but T’Pol does find out the radiation came from a large asteroid hitting the planet causing radioactive clouds.
On the planet, Reed recognizes the make and model of the weapons the guards are using. And he eats some of the “digger” meat. And he starts to experience a little of the culture these people have developed, including music they play.
Hoshi finds the last transmission. It seems the leaders of the colony think they’ve been attacked by humans or Vulcans. This would have been the last human message the Novans have seen. Only the youngest kids survived the rain and they know their parents blame humans for the death they see. So they think they are not human and that humans are the enemy.
The real problem
Dr. Phlox cures the cancer of the woman named Nadet. But there is a larger issue. The underground water supply is contaminated by the radiation. Basically, these people are going to need to move from their homes or die. Only the smallest kids survived the original onslaught of radiation. So only the oldest of them, including Nadet, has any memory of when they lived on the surface. But Nadet is still skeptical. However, T’Pol points out that she and Dr. Phlox are not human and they have both helped the Novans.
Archer does manage to find a photo of one of Nadet’s ancestors. And she’s holding a daughter named Bernadette. This is the earliest picture of Nadet. Archer is angry but he only vents his anger privately to T’Pol. She suggests they use stun grenades to collapse the tunnels, forcing the people to move. Archer is dead set against this and says they have to convince them to come back to Earth. But T’Pol points out doing this would wipe out the culture they have developed. There doesn’t seem to be any easy solution here.
Meanwhile, Tucker has found a radiation free southern continent on the planet. Archer asks him to look for similar cave structures to what they live in currently. Archer explains this to Nadet and her son. He agrees to return Malcolm if the members of Enterprise promise to leave. Archer agrees but asks the man to talk to his people and tell them the problem on the planet and the possible solution of moving to the southern continent.
That’s a problem
When the shuttle lands back on the planet, it sinks through the ground into some of the tunnels. They are precariously placed. Jamin, Nadet’s son has to help Archer navigate to Malcolm. There’s a sequence where they have to help one of the Novans who is trapped under a tree but together they rescue the man. Jamin comes to trust Archer and does tell his people about the southern continent. Ultimately they agree to go.
Back at the Captain’s mess, Archer, T’Pol, Mayweather, and Tucker are having dinner. Mayweather asks T’Pol if she’s heard about famous Earth explorers who went missing, including Amelia Earhart. She’s unaware of any of them. Mayweather is thrilled they not only solved the mystery of Terra Nova but he also gets to put together the report about the incident which is sure to become famous on Earth.
Star Trek Enterprise: Terra Nova conclusion
Star Trek Enterprise: Terra Nova is one of the slower moving episodes of the series. While the problem it presents is interesting, especially the tension about needing to move the Novans, it all comes together just a bit too easily. The solution is found too quickly and I think it would have been far more interesting if the team had to decide between sending these people back to Earth or leaving them there to die. That’s a really tough and complicated problem. But the convenience of having a similar environment on a southern continent makes the solution just sort of appear without much effort on the part of the crew.
And while there was an interesting problem here, Star Trek Enterprise: Terra Nova does little to further the plot of the overall series. We get to see Archer overcome a challenge but he’s done that before. There’s not much other character development here, although we do get to learn a little bit about Mayweather.
In the next episode we’ll get a lot more background and the beginnings of an intriguing ongoing conflict in The Andorian Incident.
Julianne Christie and Connor Trinneer star in Star Trek Enterprise: Unexpected
With some long running threats established, the crew assembled, and some incredible moments of exploration and diplomacy, it’s time for some humor. Star Trek Enterprise: Unexpected is the fifth episode of the series. I’ll be reviewing that episode today. And I have to say, it delivers on the title. It still allows for some diplomacy and a mild bit of action but it’s a much different tone than the episodes so far.
If you want to know the chronology of the episodes I’ll be watching, I’ll be going down this list. If you notice I’ve missed an episode, let me know and I’ll correct it. And if you missed my first post about Star Trek, you can check that out right here.
An unexpected shower
The episode starts with Captain Archer showering in his quarters. I never really thought about where the Star Trek crew might shower but a sudden complication reminds us the show takes place in space. The gravity turns off and Archer is floating and the water around him has turned into floating bubbles. The special effects here hold up pretty well. An annoyed Archer contacts the bridge to ask what is going on. Lieutenant Reed says they are having trouble with the gravity plating on E deck. In case you want to know, it seems E deck is the deck the Captain’s quarters are on. Archer asks when it will be fixed and Reed tells him that Commander Tucker thinks it will be any minute.
That minute was right now and Archer slams down to the floor. This scene made me chuckle. It’s the first big joke of the series and I thought it was great. It sets the tone for a lot of this episode but not all of it. It’s a signal here that the episode might be on the lighter side. And with any long running series, I think it’s good to have an episode or two that do allow you to laugh. It’s part of the human experience, even when you are traveling light years away from Earth at warp speed.
The ship is a mess, including the mess hall
At the mess hall, Dr. Phlox, T’Pol and a bunch of other crew members are having breakfast. Phlox chides T’Pol for not being more adventurous in her eating habits. She prefers eating Vulcan food she’s accustomed to which seems kind of bland compared to human food. And she says it’s difficult enough having to smell the human food without having to eat it. As a picky eater myself, I can’t really blame her for not eating stuff she thinks smells bad.
But when she goes to get carbonated water from the food processor a black sludge comes out of it. And that’s not the only problem on the ship. C deck is down to 12 degrees. There are power fluctuations all over the place. And Commander “Trip” Tucker only knows it has something to do with the plasma exhaust. Needless to say, things are going haywire on the ship.
Captain Archer goes to engineering to get an update. He asks Tucker if they should drop out of warp. Trip says he needs a minute and he might figure it out. But before he gets anywhere something in the room catches on fire and Trip is forced to ask the bridge to drop out of warp. It’s another humorous circumstance but obviously there could be real problems here. And dangerous ones at that.
T’Pol catches the problem
T’Pol realizes something is disturbing the wake pattern of Enterprise. Trip says the plasma exhaust shouldn’t flare so close to the ship. Reed throws out a theory but Trip says they already checked for that and that’s not the issue. Captain Archer then asks Reed what would happen if they ignited the plasma exhaust. Reed says it would be safe if they polarized the hull plating and maintained half impulse.
The crew follows the instructions and they hit something out there. Archer asks for playback of impact until it becomes apparent there is a cloaked ship right in that spot. Hoshi wonders how long they’ve been there and Archer rightly points out it’s been long enough to mess up their systems.
Diplomacy
In some sci-fi universes an action like hiding alongside a ship would be enough to launch a huge battle sequence. That certainly happens on occasion in Star Trek too. But Archer’s first impulse? It’s not to attack. He hails the ship. He tries to understand the situation first. I feel like this is the smartest default action to take as humans. Be prepared to fight if needed but start with dialogue.
They can’t get a visual because this other ship has messed up the signal but they do establish audio communication. Archer explains what is happening and asks the ship to back off. It takes a moment for the translator to kick in but these aliens ask not to be harmed. Archer says he won’t harm them but wants an explanation. The alien tells him they apologize for any harm. They’ve been using Enterprise’s plasma exhaust to replenish their teraphasic coils. (No idea if I spelled teraphasic correctly so forgive me)
T’Pol confirms the warp reactor of the other ship is offline. Archer asks them to drop their stealth technology so Enterprise can help them. Captain Archer here has navigated the situation well. They are about to make contact with a new species and they may even become allies. Why? Because instead of acting first, he listened.
A long strange Trip
In order to help the new aliens, Trip is tasked with going aboard and fixing their propulsion systems. But just getting into this ship is difficult. Trip has to go through a three hour long decompression sequence. These aliens, called the Xyrillians can sequence proteins to allow humans to eat and drink. But T’Pol does warn Trip it might not taste good to him and that he should be diplomatic.
Trip is visibly excited to go. After all, since the start of the series he’s been one of the most eager to make new contact. But the decompression is more difficult than he expected. He has trouble breathing in the air which is a visible fog in the decompression chamber. It’s breathable but not exactly comfortable. Tucker also gets impatient with the long wait. Eventually they put him through some pattern recognition tests and then let him on board.
This really is an alien ship
Despite the Xyrillians being bipedal and humanoid, Trip’s experience on the ship is utterly alien to him. The Xyrillians do have scaly skin but they look a lot like humans. Some people criticize Star Trek for not having enough aliens who aren’t bipedal humanoids but you have to remember, you need actors for these parts, and humans are bipedal and humanoid.
The strange thing for Trip is how he experiences the place. Speech seems slowed down, things spin, and the look of the ship is far different from that of Enterprise. The Xyrillians keep telling Trip he should rest first but he wants to go straight to the engine. It’s not until Captain Archer orders Trip to take a nap that things look somewhat normal to him again.
In fact, Trip is so bad off before this rest he tells Captain Archer he wants to return. Archer contacts Captain Trena’l, the leader of the Xyrillian crew. Trena’l tells him Trip will be fine but Archer points out he’s known Trip for 8 years and the dude is tough. So if he’s complaining there is a real issue. At long last, Trip agrees to rest.
Trip gets up close to a Xyrillian
When he wakes up, Trip notices food growing all over the ship. A Xyrillian named Ah’Len gives Trip something that looks like ice cubes and she says it’s as close as they can get to water. When she touches him, what looks like little bolts of static transfer to Trip. He says it doesn’t hurt.
When Trip calls back to Enterprise the next time, he’s feeling much better and is excited about the new things he is seeing. He does manage to fix the alien coils so their ship can get moving again. But it’s going to take some time for these coils to regenerate. So Ah’Len decides to show Trip something unexpected.
Star Trek Enterprise: Unexpected holography
Ah’Len takes Trip to a colorful room that is oddly patterned. And this set reminds me of some of the things you might see in the original series. It feels extremely alien but it has a sort of 1960s retro vibe to it. Ah’Len then pushes a button and the whole room is transformed. They are out on a natural landscape. She says the planet they are on is Thera, the planet she comes from. She also explains this is a hologram achieved by re-sequenced photons. And it feels real. She even picks up sand.
This, as any Star Trek fan knows, is a holodeck. Up to this point, I had always assumed humans invented this. Nope, it’s from Xyrillian technology. Ah’Len shows Trip how the perspective can change and how she can change scenes. They end up in a boat on the water. It’s a kind of romantic scene actually.
Ah’Len plays a game
Ah’Len asks Trip how humans detect emotion. Trip does his best to explain we observe behavior. But then Ah’Len pulls out a box of what Trip later calls pebbles. They are all white and glowing and when they put their hands in they glow blue. She tells Trip it’s a game. And it also allows the two to have a telepathic link of some kind. It’s actually a sweet moment and while Trip could have gone too far here, he’s nothing but a gentleman.
They are interrupted when the coils come back online. And Trip then makes his way back to Enterprise, having made solid first contact with the Xyrillians.
Things are back to normal
When Trip comes back he can’t wait to tell Mayweather what he experienced over there, although he admits he’s glad to be back. Captain Trena’l expresses his gratitude to both Archer and Trip and hopes he didn’t delay Enterprise’s mission too much. Archer tells him meeting new species is Enterprise’s mission. And Trip says going to the new ship was worth every minute. Ah’Len even flirts with Trip a bit before they all say goodbye. Things seem relatively normal for the moment.
That’s not normal
Trip’s appetite is increased. He keeps bragging about the holographic chamber to Reed but Reed’s more interested in their weapons. But Trip’s not sure they even had any. Trip does notice something odd on his wrist. Malcolm thinks maybe it’s an allergic reaction but Trip had cleared the bio-scan. Regardless he goes to see Dr. Phlox about it.
And here’s where this episode divides fans. It turns out Trip is pregnant. I know this idea sounds crazy to some fans but if you think about the myriad forms of reproduction with different species on our own planet, it’s not that far fetched. For the most part this is played for laughs through the rest of the episode. And it plays into some stereotypes of what people who are pregnant experience. Trip’s hormones increase, his appetite continues to escalate, and he gets angry at the slightest thing.
But when Trip finds out, he wants it removed as long as it can be done safely and without harming the young life form. Dr. Phlox does reassure Trip that this is not technically his child. He’s essentially a host. The only people who know onboard, at least at the beginning, are Dr. Phlox, Captain Archer, T’Pol and Trip himself.
T’Pol lectures Trip for not being able to restrain himself from intimate encounters for only three days. Considering Captain Kirk and some of the other characters in later series this lecture comes off as hilarious to me. Especially since Trip really didn’t do anything he, or any human, would consider sexual here. They do finally figure out it had to be with the box of pebbles. And Trip states this was a game they play.
But T’Pol does have a great comeback to this. She says, “One of the first things a diplomat learns is not to stick his fingers where they don’t belong.” Touche.
Finding the Xyrillians gets complicated
Trip has to go around in civilian clothing to hide the bulge he’s showing on his rib cage. And the whole ship seems to know what’s going on. But I think that’s probably due to Trip’s behavior rather than a leak from anyone else. Although Trip does blame T’Pol and she was pretty critical of him. Still, that doesn’t feel in character with her to me. During dinner Trip blows it anyway by talking about it as an Ensign comes in with food while he’s talking to Dr. Phlox.
And in all this time, they have been unable to find the Xyrillians. Enterprise does finally track the ship down. But there is a huge complication. They are cloaked once again and hiding inside the wake trail of a Klingon battle cruiser! Yeah, gotta say, that was unexpected.
More diplomacy
Obviously negotiating with any Klingon is a delicate matter. But when you are talking about telling a Klingon battleship Captain that there is a cloaked ship hiding near them and that they mean no harm? Well, that’s a complication on a whole other level.
Captain Archer has to talk to the Klingons first. They’d obviously pick up the signal to the Xyrillians either way. Archer opens a channel and starts to diplomatically ask for assistance with a problem. The Klingons fire at Enterprise. They are the polar opposite of diplomatic. But for a Klingon attack the shots are decidedly light weight. These are warning shots. T’Pol even points out if the Klingons wanted to destroy Enterprise they would have already done it.
But Archer does not back down. Tucker notices the same odd wake pattern on the Klingon ship that Enterprise experienced. The Klingons hail Enterprise and demand to know what gives Archer the right to approach a Klingon warship. Archer apologizes, explains the situation, and tries to convince the Klingons not to kill the Xyrillians. Captain Vorok of the Klingon ship is decidedly angry. Archer doesn’t help things by telling the Klingons that Xyrillians are kind. But T’Pol intervenes. She tells Vorok that less than a month ago, Captain Archer was in the high council chamber in Qo’noS where the the Chancellor himself called Archer a man of honor and a brother. And she tells Vorok Enterprise is the ship that returned Klaang to the Empire. Archer had prevented an internal Klingon war.
Tucker then tells Vorok he was the one who tried to repair the Xyrillian engines. And he says he’s sure the Xyrillians would be willing to share their holographic technology with the Klingons. And to put the cherry on top, Trip says they can go get the technology, “Unless the decompression cycle frightens you.” I think we know that no Klingon is going to admit fright.
Archer does insist if the Klingons go to the Xyrillian ship they have to take Tucker with them. Trip basically has to admit to the Klingon warship that he is pregnant. This cracks up the Klingons so much they let Trip come along.
Star Trek Enterprise: Unexpected conclusion
Back on the Xyrillian ship, Vorok gives Captain Trena’l a topographical map of their capital city. When Trena’l demonstrates Vorok says, “I can see my house from here!” To see a Klingon say that just made me laugh.
Trip shows Ah’Len that he is pregnant. She says she had no idea this could happen with another species. Trip tells her not to apologize. I do have to say though, if this is a possibility with your own species, I think it would have been a lot more fair for Ah’Len to at least say this is how they reproduce. In that case, he might not have stuck his hands in the pebbles. But I digress.
They are able to safely remove the embryo and Tucker is back to normal. The Klingons allow the Xyrillians to go once the holographic tech is installed. And Archer tells Vorok he hopes the next time they meet, Enterprise can be of help to them. Vorok in Klingon fashion says their debt is repaid and they have no interest in meeting again. And if they do, Archer will regret it.
Later at dinner T’Pol admits she exaggerated how the Klingons saw Archer. And she tells Tucker that his pregnancy is the first recorded incident of a human male becoming pregnant to which he says, “Just how I always wanted to get into the history books.”
Ultimately you could call this a filler episode. The only long term impacts here are the exposure to the holographic technology and the evolving attitudes of the Klingons to the humans. There is a good dose of humor here but there is also some difficult diplomacy happening. This may not be the best episode of Enterprise but I did find it entertaining. There are different directions they could have gone with it but I think it works well enough.
The next episode is Terra Nova and it was directed by the one and only LeVar Burton!
The crew finds a new planet in Star Trek Enterprise: Strange New World
The first episodes of Star Trek: Enterprise gave us an introduction to the crew and the follow up episode focused mainly on a single character. In Star Trek Enterprise: Strange New World the crew is faced with a new challenge. An environmental problem. I’ll be reviewing this episode today.
If you want to know the chronology of the episodes I’ll be watching, I’ll be going down this list. If you notice I’ve missed an episode, let me know and I’ll correct it. And if you missed my first post about Star Trek, you can check that out right here.
Vulcan cuisine and protocols
The episode starts out with two crew members eating in the mess hall. Crewmen Cutler and Novakovich have a brief conversation about the kind of food they are eating. Cutler enjoys Vulcan cuisine but Novakovich says it doesn’t taste like anything. Cutler is looking at a book about insects. She’s an entomologist. Their conversation is cut short when Novakovich looks out of the viewport. They see a huge earth like planet. Everyone there is hopeful for first contact and they point out features they can see.
On the bridge T’Pol scans for life. They don’t find any intelligent life forms. Archer asks for a shuttle to be prepared. T’Pol objects because they are not following strict protocol. I think there are times when T’Pol has a good point about this sort of thing but here she definitely seems to be a bit excessive with going through the checklist. We find out this is a Minshara-class planet. In later series we just hear them referred to as M-Class but apparently Minshara is a Vulcan word. And without going down to the planet we have no story so, of course we get an away party who will go down to the planet.
This strange new world looks… familiar
The away crew consists of crewmen Cutler and Novakovich, Trip, T’Pol, Mayweather and Captain Archer. Oh, and Porthos gets to go down too to get some exercise. While getting ready T’Pol is pretty cold and analytical to Crewman Cutler. The humans on the shuttle are very impressed with the planet. When Porthos gets out of the shuttle, Trip says, “Where no dog has gone before.” Gotta say, I thought that was a pretty good dad joke right there.
As the crew wander around, you might notice this place looks familiar. It looks a heck of a lot like Griffith park in L.A. That’s because they shot it there. They even go into the Bronson caves you can find there later in the episode. The crew genuinely seems amazed at what they find. But we’ll forgive the familiarity because you have to film somewhere right?
T’Pol is the only one who seems unimpressed. She’s more concerned with collecting data than admiring the scenery. Definitely sticking to Vulcan tendencies here.
Campfire stories
After wandering around a bit, the group comes back together. T’Pol wants to keep Cutler and Novakovich there overnight to do a little more research. Trip and Mayweather also want to stay so they can sleep under the stars. Archer grants permission, saying research is not the only reason they’re out there.
That night, sitting around a campfire, Mayweather tells a ghost story. It goes over fine with the humans but T’Pol is decidedly unimpressed. Then Cutler points out our own sun in the sky. This is one of those Star Trek moments I love. It’s a small thing but just imagine being so far from home you could experience our own sun not as a sun but as one of billions of stars in the sky. How incredible would that be? Maybe someday we’ll get there.
Later that night, some kind of scorpion gets into Trip and Mayweather’s tent. Shortly after that, intense winds start to blow. Crewman Novakovich thinks he hears someone outside of his tent. The winds intensify. The crew are forced to seek more permanent shelter in the caves.
Into the caves
On Enterprise Malcolm Reed informs Captain Archer of the wind storm. Archer contacts T’Pol and asks if he should go down and get them. T’Pol points out it will be difficult under the windy conditions. They’ve found shelter in the caves so they are in relative safety but Archer does ask for the shuttle to remain on standby.
As they settle in, the crew realizes they left their food packs at the campsite. Mayweather goes to retrieve them and he thinks he sees people out there. T’Pol confirms the scans don’t show any signs of people other than them on the whole planet. Novakovich swears he hears someone deeper in the caves. Novakovich panics and runs out of the caves. Trip and Mayweather go after him.
T’Pol leaves Cutler where she is to go see if she can find someone deeper in the caves. Maybe they don’t have scouts on Vulcan but use the buddy system people! You’re absolutely safer in pairs.
We’re getting worried
Outside the caves, Trip thinks he sees rock people come out of the solid rock. Cutler swears she hears T’Pol talking to someone else. And Novakovich is nowhere to be found. Trip and Mayweather decide the conditions are too dangerous to continue looking. Trip tells Captain Archer what is going on so Archer takes Reed and they fly the shuttle down to the planet for a rescue attempt.
But the winds really are too strong and the shuttle can’t land. Novakovich is hailed but he tells Archer to, “Go to hell.”
In the cave, Trip confronts T’Pol, thinking she is yet again hiding something from the crew. He points out Vulcans don’t have a reputation for being completely honest with humans. He is correct about that but Trip is visibly more agitated than he should be.
Novakovich is in bad shape
Because the wind was so strong, the away crew has to make it through the night in the caves. Archer instructs Trip to try to make contact if he sees any aliens again. Cutler and Mayweather settle in to a corner where they basically remain for the rest of the episode. Trip starts yelling at T’Pol and she points out he’s being irrational. To add to the problems, they are running low on water. T’Pol tries to do the reasonable thing and go grab some water from a water source deeper in the caves. (I’m just gonna assume they have some kind of high tech filter if they need it)
But before T’Pol gets anywhere, Trip pulls out his phase pistol and tells her to sit down. Tensions escalate through the episode between the two of them from here on out.
Enterprise tries to contact Novakovich but he’s just screaming in pain. Reed has to transport him back to the ship. Novakovich shows up unconscious, sprouting leaves and twigs from his body. Reed calls sickbay for the medical emergency.
Trip gets paranoid
In the caves Trip starts to get angrier with T’Pol. He becomes incredibly paranoid and Mayweather goes right along with it. T’Pol realizes they are delusional but she starts expressing anger and slips into Vulcan.
Dr. Phlox realizes Novakovich has been infected by something called tropolicene (no idea how that’s actually spelled so forgive me). It’s a hallucinogen which can cause delusions. This explains the paranoia happening to the people in the caves. Dr. Phlox thinks it will wear off in a few hours. But the crew will need to get further into the caves because this pollen is carried on the wind.
It seems like Trip is the most affected as he starts firing at the walls and screaming at people who aren’t there. Archer contacts T’Pol who tells the Captain she has a phase pistol pointed at her head. Captain Archer tries to explain what has happened but Trip is essentially too paranoid to accept reality.
Archer does all he can to get Trip to trust him but it’s touch and go.
Play acting
Trip tries to get Mayweather on his side but he’s too out of it to remain conscious. Cutler is also out for the count. T’Pol starts responding to everything in Vulcan. When Trip walks away, talking to someone no one else can see who he refers to ask Mr. Velik, T’Pol grabs a phase pistol herself.
On Enterprise they realize they can’t land a shuttle for at least 9 more hours. And worse, Dr. Phlox missed something vital in Novakovich’s diagnosis. In addition to the hallucinogen there is an undetectable toxin and Novakovich might die. Thankfully, Phlox whips up a vaccine. They plan to beam it down to the away crew.
There is a standoff between T’Pol and Trip. She has to speak to Hoshi through Vulcan so she can disarm Trip and administer the cure. Archer concocts a scheme to play into Trip’s delusions but T’Pol has to also play act in order to distract Trip. This is no easy feat for a Vulcan.
Ultimately, the ploy works and T’Pol administers the dose to everyone. She does have to stun Trip with a phase pistol and do a Vulcan nerve pinch on Mayweather, however. Trip remembers being shot the next day. Mayweather just wakes up thinking he slept wrong.
Star Trek Enterprise: Strange New World Conclusion
Trip realizes how out of line he was. Mayweather was hoping it was a bad dream. T’Pol forgives him. Maybe that’s not the right word. She acknowledges Trip was under the influence of the pollen and admits she was too. Trip says, “Challenge your preconceptions or they’ll challenge you.” Apparently this is something Mr. Vellik, Trip’s tenth grade biology teacher would say. He was the first Vulcan Trip ever met. T’Pol tells Trip it’s not too late to follow his advice.
The shuttle arrives and everyone gets to go back to Enterprise safe and sound. And that’s where the episode ends.
While this was not as strong of an episode as the last one, I do like the idea of environmental threats. This won’t be the last episode in this series where minds are altered, either. Captain Archer has to use quite a bit of diplomacy in the episode even though he’s only speaking with his own crew. And both Trip and T’Pol show some of their own biases here. It does feel like Crewman Cutler and Novakovich are just kind of along for the ride. That’s pretty standard for Star Trek but I guess they should be glad they weren’t wearing red shirts. It’s a fun episode in the series but ultimately it’s kind of skippable. There are definitely better, and worse, episodes to come.
The next episode is titled Unexpected so who knows what we’re gonna get.
Hoshi looks on at an Ariolimax portrayed by a banana slug
The pilot episodes of Star Trek Enterprise introduced us to the crew, established relationships with the Vulcan, Klingons, and Suliban, and gave us the first mission of the ship. Star Trek Enterprise: Fight or Flight takes a quieter approach and focuses on a few key characters while delivering a major threat. I’ll be reviewing this second episode today.
If you want to know the chronology of the episodes I’ll be watching, I’ll be going down this list. If you notice I’ve missed an episode, let me know and I’ll correct it. And if you missed my first post about Star Trek, you can check that out right here.
First contact with a slug
The episode starts with Hoshi and Dr. Phlox looking at a slug-like creature. Hoshi is the one who picked up the specimen and she’s worried it will die because it’s not eating anything. Dr. Phlox wants to keep it alive so he can feed it to his bat. Hoshi calls it a she but Dr. Phlox points out he hasn’t determined it’s gender if it has one. And the way Hoshi looks at it we can tell she strongly identifies with this slug from an alien planet. The slug is an Ariolimax and it does look otherworldly. But they actually used a banana slug for the scene.
Trip comes in to tell Dr. Phlox they rerouted power to sickbay and asks how the slug is doing. He’s bummed because the only alien contact they have had in two weeks is with this slug. He’s clearly hoping for something interesting to happen.
Of slugs, sleep, and squeaks
T’Pol comes to visit Captain Archer in his quarters. He’s bothered by a noise he’s hearing. T’Pol lets him know the sectors ahead don’t have much life in them either. Archer also assumes the Vulcans must have found something interesting out this way. But T’Pol assures him they don’t share humans love of exploration and they don’t explore based on what piques their interests. I’m not sure how true that actually is but Archer writes it off as being Vulcan logic.
Hoshi interrupts this conversation and T’Pol leaves. Archer also wants to know about the slug, who they have named, “Slugo.” Hoshi then complains her quarters are on the wrong side of the ship for her. She can’t sleep because of it and she wants to switch rooms. Archer grants it but it feels like a weird request and Hoshi looks like she wants to say more but she leaves Archer to figure out what the squeaking noise is that he hears.
Targeting problems
Lieutenant Malcolm Reed and Ensign Mayweather run targeting simulations but they are off by three meters. Mayweather says it’s only three meters. But Reed says three meters could be the difference between hitting a weapons port and a warp core. He’s afraid they might destroy a vessel instead of disabling it.
Here’s something I love about Star Trek. Reed’s first concern here isn’t that he’s not going to hit a target. He’s worried he will cause more damage than necessary. While he is in charge of some seriously powerful weapons, this guy is looking for the least loss of life he can. I honestly can’t think of another show outside of Star Trek that thinks this way.
To be fair, he’s also afraid this will blow up the Enterprise too but that was not his first consideration. Reed is glad they haven’t found any intelligent life yet because he knows these weapons are not ready. Mayweather thinks Reed is being a bit paranoid and points out that everyone else on board can’t wait for first contact.
Captain Archer comes down to check on their progress and they explain the problem. Archer thinks it could be a problem with the simulation so he has the ship drop out of warp for target practice. Turns out it wasn’t the simulations, there really is an issue. Reed will have to make some adjustments but Archer goes back into warp. And this whole time, Hoshi is looking uncomfortable and nervous as she watches the torpedoes miss their targets. One almost hits Enterprise so I can’t blame her.
The first mess hall scene of Star Trek Enterprise
I don’t know exactly why but I always enjoy and find comforting the mess hall scenes in Star Trek. I think it’s because these scenes allow for quieter moments between characters. It’s rarely about the food they are eating. And something said here is almost always pivotal to either character development or a story happening in the episode.
This mess hall scene involves Trip and Dr. Phlox. Trip sits down next to the doctor who immediately prompts him to eat one of his own half eaten potatoes. Dr. Phlox is obviously not entirely versed on human eating habits. Trip seems uncomfortable. But Phlox has learned that unlike his home planet, speaking during a meal is acceptable for humans.
Trip explains how he’s feeling a bit restless with the lack of contact so far. Phlox feels the opposite because he’s learning so much about humans. And he doesn’t quite have the understanding of human etiquette. He even tells Trip he wonders if a couple on the ship would let him watch them mate. This will come up again in the series but Dr. Phlox is far less prudish than most of the members of Enterprise.
There is something out there
T’Pol does pick something up on the scanners eventually. It’s a vessel out in space and it’s not moving. Captain Archer sends a very diplomatic message to the ship. He lets them know they are on a peaceful mission of exploration and they come from Earth. He even sends a pulsar grid to show the aliens where Earth is. Despite sending this through the translation matrix, there is no response.
Closer inspection of the ship reveals hull breaches and scorch marks. This ship was likely attacked. The tension builds here as Archer wants to scan for life but TPol asserts this could be considered a breach of privacy. She wants to resume course.
Of course, humans are gonna human, so Archer scans for life signs. There are life forms aboard but below the sensitivity of their normal scans. Mayweather thinks they could be in trouble or sick. T’Pol recommends they try alternate methods of contact and Hoshi agrees.
But instead, Archer has Reed prepare a shuttle and takes a reluctant Hoshi along for the ride.
Star Trek Enterprise: Fight or Flight
Commander “Trip” Tucker is upset he doesn’t get to go. But Archer points out Enterprise needs Trip more at the moment.
Archer muses in his quarters about T’Pol and realizes she might be right about these aliens not wanting Enterprise to board their ship. Ultimately he decides they need to take action. Hoshi comes back to Archer’s quarters to try to be allowed to stay. Poor Archer can’t win here with some people itching to go and Hoshi begging to stay. But Archer won’t let her stay despite the excuses she keeps making.
Before boarding the shuttle, Reed gives everyone going a phase pistol. That does not make Hoshi feel any better about this.
In the alien vessel, the crew finds something unexpected. There is almost no power on board and there is a trail of blood. They discover hydraulic pumps and Hoshi lets out a blood curdling scream as she sees bodies hanging from the ceiling. It’s at this point that I think T’Pol might have been right. But it is now time for Enterprise to decide if they flee or if they fight whoever did this.
Whoever did this is dangerous
Turns out there were fifteen people killed, hung upside down, and had their body fluids drained. T’Pol insists they should leave. And yeah, that is definitely logical at this point. But Archer can’t bring himself to leave the bodies. To his credit he does go to warp three and resume course.
Hoshi goes to sickbay to check in with the slug and Dr. Phlox reassures her that it is a totally normal reaction to scream when you see dead bodies strung up on a ceiling. I’m no doctor but I think he’s right on this one. The slug is still not eating but Phlox tries a protein. If the slug won’t eat it, it is going to die.
Dr. Phlox also asks Hoshi if she ever considered teaching rather than exploring. She gets a little upset and realizes the Captain needs her there. But she also feels like she’s not living up to the mission.
Worried about the slug, Hoshi says, “She needs to get back to an environment more suited to her.” To which Dr. Phlox replies, “Perhaps someplace where she could teach.”
While I get the point the doctor is making here, it was maybe not the best bedside manner. But I think it does drive home the point to Hoshi.
We’re going back
Over an awkward dinner with T’Pol and Trip, Captain Archer realizes he left fifteen dead crewmen just floating out in space. Archer asks T’Pol what she would have done if these people had been Vulcans. She points out that they weren’t Vulcans and that it’s very difficult to know who they were or who to contact to retrieve the bodies. Archer also asks Trip if he would have reacted the same if they were human. Trip points out that whoever did this is probably coming back. Archer realizes they can’t avoid confrontation forever. Archer kind of gets angry at T’Pol saying she has an answer for everything. She replies they have a code of behavior and they try to obey it.
Captain Archer points out humans have a code of behavior too. Which means they are going back. I think Archer’s motivations are noble here and I understand why he would want to go back. But I honestly think T’Pol is right in this situation. Their weapons aren’t calibrated correctly, they don’t know who these people were, and more importantly they don’t know who attacked. It’s a fraught situation to say the least.
This time Archer brings Dr. Phlox to help identify the species, Trip to get the ship’s comms up and running, and poor Hoshi has to go back.
Here’s what is going on
Dr. Phlox figures out how they all died. Each one killed in a different way. But they were all strung up the same way. He takes a body to perform an autopsy on. Trip gets the comms on and they discover a repeating signal. Hoshi figures out it is a distress call.
The autopsy reveals whoever did this is trying to collect triglobulin which is similar to human lymphatic fluid. That’s pretty unsettling. And it gives off vibes of the movie Alien as they all discuss this morbid stuff in their exo-suits. Phlox thinks this stuff could be used for anything from vaccines to aphrodisiacs.
For his part, Trip is thrilled. He is also jealous of Hoshi because she’ll probably be needed on away missions more than he will. Hoshi tells Trip she’s going to ask the Captain to take her home. But she does get a small boost of confidence once she decodes the distress message. We won’t find out until the end of the episode but these aliens are called the Axanar.
It might be time to fight
T’Pol signals Captain Archer and lets him know there is a vessel approaching. And worse, it’s power signature matches the scans of the bio pumps draining the dead bodies. Whoever did this has returned. The away crew hurry back to the shuttle so they can return to Enterprise. T’Pol asks Reed if the weapons are ready He says the answer is most likely no. T’Pol commands him to do the best he can and be on the bridge in five minutes.
Things get exciting as the shuttle comes to dock with Enterprise. T’Pol has tried to hail the other ship but there is no response. And Enterprise’s scanners can’t penetrate the shielding to know what kind of weapons are on this other ship.
Just as the shuttle gets onto the docking arm the enemy ship fires, targeting the engines. The away crew is able to get off of the shuttle and onto Enterprise but they haven’t been able to go to warp. The engines have been damaged by the hits.
Archer has Malcolm arm the torpedoes.
Things get worse
With torpedoes loaded, Reed fires at the enemy ship. It bounces off the ship. The second shot is blasted away by the enemy. Suddenly, some kind of bio-scan goes through the ship and Dr. Phlox speculates they have figured out human lymphatic systems contain some useful compounds.
Archer orders Malcolm to get to the armory and start distributing hand weapons. But just after that, another vessel drops out of warp on an intercept course.
This ship actually hails Enterprise. They recognize this person as from the same species as the murdered crew. Archer is visibly relieved. Archer has Hoshi tell the Captain of that ship they weren’t the ones who attacked their friends. Rather, it was the ship above Enterprise which is about to attack.
Two characters get a moment to shine
Hoshi puts things in the translator relay but it doesn’t seem to make sense. This new ship locks on to Enterprise with a stabilizing beam. Now, even impulse engines won’t work. The translations continue to go poorly as the Axanar thinks Enterprise killed his friends. T’Pol calmly tells Hoshi to tell him they sent the distress call. It would make no sense for Enterprise to do that after they killed the crew. The Axanar ship then says the distress call came from his ship not the Enterprise. Archer explains they had to go there to find their frequency. The guy then asks why the humans were there two years ago. Hoshi assumes he means two days ago.
She is probably right but then again, we have already established time travel here so who knows? Hoshi keeps trying but it seems like the Axanar aren’t gong to help. Archer has the idea to tell them to run scans on the pumps hooked up to the corpses. Hoshi puts this into the translator but she can’t get the word for pump right. Captain Archer tells Hoshi to forget the translator and do it herself. This is her chance to talk in a new language to a living alien for the first time. Hoshi comes through and lives up to the moment. This ship will help Enterprise.
Meanwhile, on the weapons front, the enemy ship starts drilling into the hull. But with the Axanar ship helping, the enemy ship lets go of Enterprise. Malcolm says he has the scanners aligned and asks for permission to launch a torpedo. This time it hits dead on and Malcolm has his moment to shine.
The Axanar wait for Enterprise to get clear and they blow up the enemy ship.
Star Trek Enterprise: Fight or Flight conclusion
When the dust clears, Archer tells Hoshi they may have just made a friend, thanks to her. Captain Archer then goes back to do his star log. In case you are wondering, this is May 6th 2151. They did spend some time with the Axanar who are androgynous and live over 400 years. The Enterprise does make a detour to put Slugo on a world more suited to it. I’m really not sure how that would affect a world’s ecology or what the ethics of that are but Hoshi tells the slug, “It’s not that hard to adapt. You’re going to do just fine here.” Obviously, she’s not just talking about the slug here.
While this episode was not as action packed as the pilot there is some great character development here. Mostly for Hoshi but a little bit for Malcolm who also overcomes a challenge. And we’ll see more of the eagerness to explore come out in Trip in future episodes as well. Plus, Archer and T’Pol continue their tense relationship but do come to trust each other a little more with each interaction.
I think episodes like these in Star Trek shows are great. Watching Hoshi overcome her fears in a tense moment, to me, is just as exciting as the battle itself. And while some might consider this a little simplistic, the story really nails the moment. If you ever want to understand the character development of Hoshi, you can’t skip over this episode. Future episodes will give other characters their chance to shine. Although, not all of them meet the challenge as well as this episode does.
This episode didn’t allow for a lot of exploration but it did involve some first contact. The next episode is titled Strange New World, so we’re definitely getting to see a bit more of an alien planet soon.
Star Wars: Skeleton Crew is a show unique to the Star Wars galaxy. This is a show focused on four kids who end up on a forgotten ship. They have to navigate their way through challenges ranging from pirates to personal limitations. The stars of the show are Wim played by Ravi Cabot-Conyers, Fern played by Ryan Kiera Armstrong, KB played by Kyriana Kratter, and Neel who is voiced by Robert Timothy Smith and acted by performance artist Kacie Borrowman. Rounding out the cast is Jod Na Nawood played by Jude Law.
What is it about?
The series begins with the four kids living in a mundane suburban style environment which feels much like the ones found in America. These children go to school and take assessment tests. They ride what amounts to a bus to school. Things still look futuristic on their home planet of At Attin but this is a place not disturbed by the downfall of the Jedi nor the rise of the Empire. It’s protected inside a barrier which does not allow ships to enter or leave their planet.
One day the four children stumble upon an abandoned ship. Without intending to, they take off and leave through the barrier. For the rest of the series the kids try to overcome their differences, work together, and find a way home. There are many people looking to take advantage of these children. At Attin is nearly forgotten as legend in the galaxy and is rumored to have boundless treasure.
Jod Na Nawood is an opportunistic pirate looking to make a big score. When he comes across the kids, he does his best to profit off of them.
Should you watch Star Wars: Skeleton Crew?
I don’t want to spoil too much about the series for anyone who has not seen it yet. But that’s the basic premise. I will say this series doesn’t exactly feel like Star Wars to me. It shares DNA with movies like The Goonies, E.T. or even the show Stranger Things. It’s a group of kids thrown together to try to overcome obstacles. The adults are either unhelpful, unaware, or actively trying to harm the children. But while watching you never get the sense the kids will be put in serious danger.
The show is clearly targeted to a younger audience so I will say I am not the intended demographic here. And I think that’s great, actually. There is only one other Star Wars story I can think of that truly focuses on a child and that is Star Wars: Episode 1 – The Phantom Menace. And that’s focused on a kid we know grows up to be one of the greatest villains in the galaxy.
While I can’t say I was thoroughly entertained here, I do think this is a good show for kids. I found it to be predictable in most instances but it has a clear sense of adventure and fun. There weren’t any “filler” episodes but there were times when the characters seemed to be shuffled from one place to another just to drive the story. But I don’t think that is something a young kid will notice.
Ultimately, if you are a Star Wars fan or you have a kid you want to introduce to Star Wars this is a good show to let them watch. I do have a caveat to that which I will get into below.
Things Skeleton Crew got right
Another thing I appreciate about the series, and wish would happen in more Star Wars shows, is an actual conclusion. If you watch the first season, you will get a full and complete story. Not that there aren’t some missing pieces or plot holes here and there but the story has a true ending. I was not frustrated as I was with ending of The Acolyte because Disney wouldn’t renew the series. I still want the end of that show. Skeleton Crew thought ahead enough to make sure we had an ending.
The kids in the series all nailed their roles here. I usually don’t like to talk to much about the performance of any child because, well, the real world sucks for kids who didn’t deliver an amazing performance in a show. But these kids were phenomenal. I fully bought into the dynamics of not just the kids characters but the way they developed their relationship over time. It is predictable how it plays out but it doesn’t make you root for these kids any less.
And one thing to call out specifically for this show is the portrayal of KB. She’s a kid in the series who had an accident and now has droid parts which help her to move and see. She’s differently abled than the rest of the kids and she has a moment where she acknowledges it. She embraces her different-ness. She doesn’t see it as a bad thing necessarily but she acknowledges both her limitations and enhancements. It was refreshing to see this in any show but especially in a Star Wars show.
Things Skeleton Crew could improve
In addition to being predictable, there were reasons the show didn’t feel like Star Wars to me. For one, this feels like a story we’ve been told before as there are so many shows and movies involving a group of kids coming together to overcome a problem. It’s pretty standard. At times it felt as if this story was meant to be told as something else but then shoved into Star Wars.
I don’t mind that but there were moments that seemed like, oh they were going for Stranger Things there or whatever. This is odd to say but it felt like I was being told a story rather than traveling to a galaxy far, far away. Since Star Wars is essentially fantasy this shouldn’t bother me but I think the mimicked suburbs just felt way too much like anywhere you can go in America.
So, to my caution for showing a kid this series first in the Star Wars cannon. I’m not sure this is a best first show for a kid. Why? Well, once they see it they are going to assume other Star Wars stories are similar. While there may be more seasons of Skeleton Crew, I doubt we’ll get another story involving kids like this one soon.
As entertaining as Jude Law was in his role, I feel like Jod Na Nawood as a character had a lot of wasted potential. He’s either a roguish pirate, or a helpful Jedi (I won’t spoil that part for you) but in the final episode he says something that makes me want to see so much more about his life. And Skeleton Crew is not the show to accomplish that. I don’t really want a spin-off show of this show but I’d read a novel about his early life.
Star Wars: Skeleton Crew in Conclusion
If you like an entertaining show that is well acted, full of fun, includes a good dose of adventure but is predictable this is a good show. If you want something complex and full of the backstory of the galaxy that touches on events we’ve seen before, this is not the show for you. It’s not what I would call essential viewing for a Star Wars fan. But I do think it’s a fun entry into the Star Wars universe. I want there to be more stories told about the galaxy, even if the vibe isn’t exactly for me. I hope Disney takes notes here and doesn’t decide they need to just make more Skeleton Crew. Rather, I hope they make more kinds of Star Wars shows both geared toward kids and adults. We’ll have to see.
I don’t think most people will think the show is a waste of time but I don’t think everyone is going to love this either. But it was a worthy effort and I’d like to see more of that.
May the force be with you.
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Hello crew! I talk a lot about Star Wars on this blog but there is another huge space faring universe I’m a fan of, Star Trek! There was a time people thought Star Wars and Star Trek fans couldn’t get along but you know what? I’ve never found that to be the case in my personal life. I like them both for different reasons. I just like Star Wars a little more because I’m a bit more of a fantasy fan than a hard science fiction fan. Today I am going to review Star Trek Enterprise: Broken Bow, the series pilot.
I’ve seen most of Star Trek and enjoyed the majority of it. To keep myself from just re-watching and experiencing things like I did the first (and second and so on) time, I thought I’d give watching in chronological order a try.
I’m going to review all the Star Trek in Chronological order
This will take some time but I am going to review all of the episodes of all the Star Trek TV series and all the movies in chronological order. I don’t plan on reviewing books, comics etc. that are other media that fit into the timeline.
But as with anything Star Trek, it’s hard to figure out how to count chronologically. Why? Time travel… Great stories but an enemy of anyone who wants to see things happen in order. Technically, not everything I will review will be in chronological order because there are things that happen in the past but later in a series.
I decided to go with this handy list I found called The Star Trek Chronology Project. I’ll be going off their order because they’ve clearly put in a ton of thought, love, and work into the list and their reasons for ordering the way they did align with mine.
By the way, this is not at all the method I would recommend a first time viewer to watch. The shows are kind of their own thing, although there are crossovers, but you don’t have to watch one to enjoy the other. The best way is probably in release order, or just by picking what seems like it will appeal the most to you.
The first episode in the first series on the list is Star Trek Enterprise: Broken Bow. If you can’t stand this series, don’t worry, I’ll get to another series eventually. This particular episode review is going to be in depth but not all of my reviews will be this long and intensive. It’s a pilot episode so I want to give it its due. This will probably be true for every pilot episode I review. Without any further rambling, let’s get into it!
Background For Star Trek Enterprise
When Star Trek Enterprise began things were in a bit of an odd state for the franchise. Deep Space Nine had ended and Voyager was on the way out. Naturally, Paramount wanted to keep their franchise alive so they had Rick Berman and Brannan Braga create a new show. There was a lot of speculation at the time that the show might either focus on Sulu or be a show about Star Fleet Academy. Both would have been great ideas but what we ended up with was a show set after the events of First Contact but before The Orignal Series.
Problems
Star Trek Enterprise therefore had several issues to deal with. First, Deep Space Nine was a beloved series and reaching the critical acclaim of that would prove difficult. But also, during its time, new and old sci-fi series would come along to try to supplant Star Trek as the must watch series. Farscape, Battlestar Galactica (2004 reboot), Firefly, Stargate SG-1, Andromeda, The X-Files, and Doctor Who were all shows that competed for attention somewhere during the four seasons Enterprise aired.
While Star Trek as a franchise was a juggernaut, some people felt it was a bit outdated compared to some of those other shows. Berman and Braga made some creative decisions that might have felt right at the time but are sometimes cringe worthy. They did, however, manage to make a show with a cohesive crew that tells an interesting story which fits well within Star Trek as a whole.
Another issue they had was similar to a problem in the Star Wars universe. Both in Enterprise and the Star Wars prequels, the events take place before the story we first saw but technology in the real world had advanced so much things just looked better on screen. It makes a bit of an odd viewing experience to watch Enterprise and see great makeup, good CGI for the time, and technology that looked fairly realistic, and then watch The Original Series where they are awkwardly tilting a camera to make it look like a ship has been hit. Or the automatic doors pull open a little unevenly since we didn’t actually have automatic doors at the time.
Star Trek Enterprise now
I’m hoping that taking a look at the series now, without thinking about those things, we can appreciate Enterprise for what it was, while still pointing out some flaws in the system. Enterprise was a big gamble and while it worked well, it had bumpy spots, and after the series aired there was a huge dry spell as far as Star Trek television. There were the so called Kelvin timeline films which started in 2009. Those never reached the acclaim of the earlier films and are definitely not as well like as the television shows. And speaking of television, the next Star Trek TV show didn’t debut until 2017 with Star Trek Discovery. That’s a long time with no Star Trek!
But for now, let’s boldly go back to the past where we first see the debut of the new series with the first episode Star Trek Enterprise: Broken Bow.
Where no man has gone before
The episode starts on Earth, with a young Jonathan Archer, painting a model drone. He starts the episode, appropriately enough, with the words, “Where no man has gone before.” His father Henry watches over the boy and says, “Dr. Cochrane would be proud of you.” This establishes the timeline to be after the events of the movie Star Trek: First Contact. Jonathan even mentions he has the whole speech memorized. But then he asks about Henry Archer’s ship. Jonathan wants to know when it will fly.
Henry says it’s not built yet and we quickly learn the Vulcans are keeping knowledge from humans. Despite this, Henry seems to think the Vulcans must have their reasons. From the Vulcan perspective it seems pretty obvious humans are volatile and impulsive and, you know, could go back to our old ways of waging war at any moment.
That’s not a Vulcan
The scene shifts to Broken Bow, Oklahoma 30 years later. Just in case you are wondering what year Star Trek Enterprise: Broken Bow takes place, it starts in 2121 and skips ahead to 2151.
In a cornfield a ship has crashed. Viewers of Star Trek know exactly what’s running through the field but there is someone chasing behind this familiar alien and they are of a species we have not seen before, even as viewers. The man who lives on the farm sees some pistol blasts in his field and he runs back into his home. The alien being chased runs into the silo and the farmer comes back with what looks like a shotgun. Two of the aliens we haven’t seen before run up to the silo and one of them literally slides under the door as if they were Mr. Fantastic. Definitely not something we’ve seen before. And while the CGI here was amazing at the time, it just kind of barely holds up now. But it’s good enough it won’t take you out of the story.
What the farmer sees next is an alien jump out of his silo, turn his pistol to the silo, and with one shot makes it explode. Presumably with the two we don’t know inside. The alien viewers know dives for cover but when he stands, the farmer is pointing the shotgun at him.
This very tall, very intimidating alien then starts speaking in a harsh, guttural language, in what looks like an aggressive manner. The earthling warns the alien he knows how to use the weapon he’s holding. The alien takes a step forward, still talking, and sure enough, the farmer shoots. The alien is blasted to the ground unconscious.
The Song
One of the oddest and most controversial aspects of all of Star Trek Enterprise is the opening credits. Unlike every other Star Trek TV show, this show starts with a song with lyrics.
It’s a sort of generic pop-ish song with a bit of a country feel. It talks about having faith which seems odd to me in the Star Trek universe, even though it’s, “faith of the heart” in the song. And when I first saw and heard this, I hated it.
I could not stand the song. But, I will tell you, with repeated viewings, and hearing the song often enough, it did start to grow on me. Then it got to the point where I was singing along. I’m not going to defend the song because I feel like it is still out of place but it is catchy if you listen long enough. In case you’re wondering it’s called Where My Heart Will Take Me and is performed by English tenor Russell Watson. People hated the song so much at the beginning, they literally made petitions to get it removed. I’m not a fan of the song but, come on, let’s respect creators’ work here people.
The images
Another deviation in the credits is we’re not just seeing a star ship warp into space here. Instead we’re flooded with images of exploration on Earth. From sea exploration to real images from NASA and the Mars rover to the fictional images of different Star Trek shuttles, finally to the Enterprise taking off.
As far as that aspect of the credits, I think this was brilliant. Remember, the show is before Enterprise has fully been built and gone out to space. So bridging things we know and have seen with what the future might look like once we are a true space faring people feels not only right, it feels inspirational. I wish more shows made me feel that way in their credits.
It also makes me wonder what our present would look like if we had invested heavily in the space program instead of on, you know, buying more bombs and all. At this rate, the Vulcans are never coming.
Let’s meet the captain and chief Engineer
After the credits we see a grown Jonathan Archer, played by Scott Bakula with his Chief Engineer Charles “Trip” Tucker III, played by Connor Trinneer. Scott Bakula has some major sci-fi credibility already having starred in Quantum Leap from 1989 – 1993 so he was a perfect choice for the role. Connor Trineer was not well known at the time but he’s the type of actor who exudes an all American can do attitude and again, is perfectly cast.
The two men are inspecting the hull of The Enterprise. Yes, that Enterprise. Tripp mentions it can hit warp 4.5 which Archer says is to Neptune and back in six minutes. This is kind of slow for Star Trek but it’s one of those lines that again just feels inspirational.
Definitely not a Vulcan
Tripp then bumps right into the hull. Not hard but, man that had to be embarrassing. And then Archer is hailed on the comms. An Admiral Forest needs Archer at Starfleet Medical right away. There, a group of Vulcans and humans are looking at the alien from the farm. The Vulcans tell the human this alien was using some kind of stealth technology on their ships. And we find out these aliens are called… Klingons. The audience knows how bad this could be but this is the first time anyone from Starfleet has seen one. One person even refers to them as a “Klingot.”
Archer finds out this Klingon was injured by a farmer’s plasma rifle. He’s hurt but not dead. The Vulcans, therefore, want to delay the launch of Enterprise. The Vulcans think it’s too risky for humans to tangle with Klingons and they’ve negotiated a deal to take Klaang’s corpse back to Qo’noS the Klingon home world. The problem? Yeah, Klaang is not dead.
Let’s meet Dr. Phlox
Archer boldly busts into the medical room to ask if the Klingon is dead. The doctor in the room is Dr. Phlox, played by John Billingsley. And once again this is great casting. Phlox will never use a one syllable word when a five syllable word will do. And he speaks in truth. Archer asks if the man is going to die, to which Phlox answers with the factually correct, “Not necessarily.”
Archer is furious the Vulcans plan to take the Klingon off of life support even though he has a chance of living. To him, this is not logical but the Vulcans know how much Klingons value death in battle. And Archer calls them out for basically doing what Klingons tell them, even when it’s not the right thing to do. Archer is adamant that humans are not murderers. Archer then demands the Admiral stand up to the Vulcans and let the Enterprise take off.
Let’s meet T’Pol
Archer wants to know how long humans will have to sit around deferring to Vulcans. A Vulcan woman named T’Pol speaks up and says, “Until you’ve proven you’re ready… to look beyond your provincial attitudes and your volatile nature.” Archer snaps back, “You have no idea how much I’m restraining myself from knockin’ you on your ass.”
Perhaps not the most diplomatic way to phrase things there. But Archer has an idea. The Enterprise can take the Klingon back home. And alive. The Vulcans don’t think Archer should cling to his ethical beliefs but as any Star Trek fan knows, that’s what humans do.
Archer says he can be ready in three days but he is missing a comm officer who is in Brazil and they still need a medical officer. The admiral sides with Archer, pointing out humans have been waiting nearly a century and this is a perfect opportunity. The Vulcans are not pleased and shout at the admiral.
Archer points out that when his logic doesn’t work the Vulcan raises his voice. And says he’s been on Earth too long.
The Vulcans leave and the Admiral basically says he knew Archer would be upset about the whole thing and push the envelope here. And the Admiral warns Archer not to screw it up.
The crew is assembled
Right after the meeting Archer bangs on the door and calls Dr. Phlox over. Medical officer problem solved.
On board the U.S.S. Enterprise two men watch as supplies are beamed up. This is still a new technology. They are suspicious of it but it seems to work. One of them hopes the captain won’t make them use it but the other says, “Don’t worry, he wouldn’t even put his dog through this thing.”
Well, there’s one thing you have to know about captain Archer. He loves his dog, Porthos, so of course he wouldn’t.
The two men in question are Malcolm Reed played by Dominic Keating, and Travis Mayweather, played by Anthony Montgomery. Reed is the Tactical Officer and Mayweather is the Helmsman. Mayweather is also what’s called a “space boomer” meaning he was born in space. He’s more familiar with space travel than the rest of the crew and has some knowledge of alien species.
Back on Earth itself, Archer has to recruit one more crew member. Hoshi Sato, played by Linda Park, is his pick for Communications Officer. She’s a linguistic genius but understandably nervous about space travel and the high pressure situation she’s been put in. But she cannot resist the appeal of being the first human to speak to a Klingon.
And with that the U.S.S. Enterprise crew is complete. Sort of.
The Vulcan science officer
There is one more person aboard. Since the Vulcans are not pleased about this mission, they insisted on sending a Vulcan Science Officer along. This is T’Pol, one of the Vulcans from earlier who respectfully, but forcefully disagreed with Archer about the mission. Captain Archer isn’t pleased about it but it’s only a four day there, four day back mission and then she’s gone. I think everyone but the characters know she’s here for the long haul.
T’Pol is played by Jolene Blalock. She’ll become an integral character on the series who plays a major role in changing the dynamics of relations between humans and Vulcans.
She starts of stiff and formal and although she’s not truly displaying emotion, it’s easy to tell she has some contempt for the humans on board. And she doesn’t seem to be a fan of Porthos. Yet.
A new threshold
The Admiral gathers the humans and Vulcans together and gives a send off speech, saying, “Today, we’re about to cross a new threshold.” They have a Warp 5 engine and it’s about to take off. The Admiral then plays Jonathan Cochrane’s words from the dedication of the Warp 5 complex where the ship was built. It’s the same speech Jonathan Archer, as a kid, said he had memorized. And it’s essentially several of the opening lines from the well loved first Star Trek series.
And at long last, it’s time to take the ship out on a mission. Captain Archer starts it with the words, “Take her out, Mister Mayweather. Straight and steady.”
This is yet another moment in this series that simply feels inspirational. Everyone there would have known what kind of history they were making. I hope some day we really do get to explore space in this way because I think it would advance human society immensely.
As they get ready to hit warp, Archer checks in with Trip, gives Mayweather permission to get underway, and T’Pol points out the coordinates are off by .2 degrees. Archer sort of ignores this but I have to say .2 degrees when talking about space travel at this magnitude is an enormous difference. But to be fair, the ship travels really fast so it can be corrected.
But with all of that, the Enterprise has finally begun a mission.
The elusive enemy plots
Remember the aliens chasing the Klingon near the beginning of the episode? We see one of their ships. The leader of this group is Silik, and he is a Suliban. He’s talking to a shadowed humanoid figure. The figure wants to know where Klaang is and tells Silik to recover the evidence. The Suliban asks the figure to go back in time and prevent his friends from being killed. The figure tells Silik he can’t correct mistakes. Silik asks the figure when they will meet again. And the figure says, “Don’t be concerned with when.”
Gotta love time travel. This whole interaction and Silik in particular will become major players in the series but for now remain a mystery.
Sickbay is full of creatures and a Klingon
Dr. Phlox keeps a ton of alien creatures in sickbay to treat all sorts of disease. Captain Archer comes to check on the status of the Klingon. Captain Archer is hoping for the Klingon to be up and about within 80 hours when they reach the Klingon home planet. Dr. Phlox never guarantees anything but he does imply there are good chances.
The sweet spot and an awkward dinner
Apparently there is a spot somewhere on each ship where the gravity is basically reversed. You can go from zero g to being upside down. Mayweather calls this the sweet spot. And he tells Trip about some of the planets he’s been to. In one of the more cringe worthy conversations Trip asks Mayweather about a planet where women have, “three.” It’s never outright stated what they have three of but it’s strongly implied.
Trip leaves to go have dinner with Captain Archer and T’Pol. The scene serves mainly to show some differences between the human and Vulcan cultures. T’Pol won’t eat food with her fingers and she’s a vegetarian. She also doesn’t seem to understand why Archer thought she might have gone sightseeing on Earth.
And we find out that on this ship, there is a chef. No replicator yet. This is a person doing some actual cooking.
Captain Archer says if T’Pol had seen Earth 50 years ago, she’d be impressed with the progress humans have made. She criticizes the species for being impulsive carnivores. Trip counters with the fact that humans have eliminated war, disease, and hunger in two generations. If only. The sad thing is, it’s not too far fetched to believe we could do that. We just don’t.
Hoshi is up to bat
On the bridge, Hoshi seems nervous about the vibrations on the ship to the point where T’Pol asks her if she wants to go to her quarters. Hoshi responds in Vulcan and T’Pol is annoyed with that since she was instructed to speak English on the ship. Dr. Phlox calls the Captain to sickbay because Klaang is awake.
Hoshi uses the universal translator but the words he’s saying make no sense. Hoshi clearly thinks she’s blowing it. But Dr. Phlox figures out there is something going on with the Klingon’s brain and he’s not capable of making sense at the moment.
Enterprise under attack
Suddenly the power goes out because the Suliban are infiltrating. They take Klaang right under the noses of the crew. In the scuffle one of the Suliban is killed. It’s a mystery how these aliens got on board at all. The sensors should have picked up a signal but they didn’t.
T’Pol tries to make the incident into a reason to return to Earth. She figures since they lost the Klingon the mission is over. But Archer points out, correctly, that he did not lose the Klingon, he was taken from them. T’Pol then calls the whole idea of trying to find who took Klaang a foolish mission.
Captain Archer makes T’Pol speak to him in private. He tells her to back off in no uncertain terms. It’s the first of what will be many confrontations like this.
This Suliban is special
Turns out the Suliban was somehow genetically engineered. This makes them far more stealthy. But it’s not normal for a Suliban to be like this.
T’Pol and Trip work on the sensors but she basically insults human technology. Captain Archer asks if the Vulcans know about the Suliban. She knows what sector of space they are from and that they have never posed a threat.
When Hoshi provides translations of what Klaang said, the word Rigel stands out. T’Pol admits this is one of the places Klaang stopped according to his ship logs. She was withholding the information from Captain Archer and he is not pleased with her.
They set a course for Rigel X to try to retrieve Klaang.
A strange new world
The Suliban interrogate Klaang. They know he met with someone names Sarin on Rigel X. But whatever the Suliban are looking for Klaang doesn’t seem to know what, or where, it is.
Rigel has a huge trading complex which very much reminds me of a large version of the cantina on Mos Eisley in Star Wars. It’s a rough crowd with some definite tough guys around. And they’ve never even seen a human.
Our main crew, other than Dr. Phlox, set out to find Klaang. They split up but the humans tend to get distracted by the surroundings. Malcolm and Mayweather do find someone who says he saw Klaang. T’Pol and Trip wander around and Trip badly misinterprets an interaction he sees involving a child. T’Pol corrects him and tells Trip to learn to objectify other cultures.
Hoshi and Archer end up on the level where Klingons are known to go to eat. And they do see a Klingon or two who run away. Two Sulibans pop out of nowhere and grab Archer and Hoshi.
Enter Sarin
After the Suliban take Archer and Hoshi, they are separated. Captain Archer meets what looks like a human woman who calls herself Sarin. Archer demands she give Klaang back. The woman plants a kiss on the Captain’s lips and shape shifts into what Archer recognizes as a Suliban. Sarin can measure trust but only with close contact. And she knows Archer is telling the truth when he says he just wanted to take Klaang home. She tells Archer she gave the Klingon a message. Apparently the Suliban have been causing havoc in the Klingon factions to keep them fighting one another.
Sarin also mentions a “temporal cold war.” This will have enormous impact on the series as a whole. Archer is understandably confused by it but before Sarin can explain more, she is attacked. It’s pretty standard action for a Star Trek series. Our heroes come together and try to escape being blasted by the bad Suliban group. Before they make the escape, Sarin dies but tells Archer he has to find Klaang.
T’Pol takes command
In the dust up on the way back to the ship, Captain Archer is injured. T’Pol tells the bridge that Dr. Phlox needs to meet them in decontamination and she is taking over Enterprise.
When Archer loses consciousness we get a flashback to him flying the drone he was working on before. It crashes but his father tells him not to be afraid of the wind. He tells Jonathan to trust it. And just as the vision fades, T’Pol comes into view, foreshadowing that perhaps the Captain should trust the Vulcan.
The most cringe worthy scene in Star Trek Enterprise: Broken Bow
There is a scene here in this episode which on the surface would be fine. It’s an argument between Trip and T’Pol. Trip wants to make sure isn’t going to usurp the authority of Captain Archer. T’Pol knows she outranks the people on the ship and she still seems to think the right thing to do is return to Earth.
There’s a good deal of tension here and it moves the story forward. It establishes a contentious relationship between the pair and it makes sense as far as character development.
So why is it cringe worthy? Well, just before this argument Dr. Phlox had passed through an anti-bacterial gel to the pair. The whole scene is done with the two of them in their underwear, rubbing the gel on one another. It’s dimly lit and is full of slow, sensuous shots of their bodies.
We’re all adults here, I don’t have a problem with the idea of a bacterial gel. I don’t think it’s horrible to show characters in a state of undress if it makes sense.
But for this, there is literally no real reason we needed to have these characters in this situation. They could just as easily had their argument in another secluded part of the ship.
Star Trek, at the time, was losing ground to some other, edgier shows. So I see why they put the scene in but in retrospect, it just feels gratuitous and unnecessary.
I wish I could say this is the only time this happens on the show but in my reviews to come, well, there’s one episode with this whole concept that would make even this scene blush. But anyway, back to the story of Star Trek Enterprise: Broken Bow
T’Pol helps
In sickbay, Captain Archer wakes up. He’s healing fine and Trip and T’Pol come to see him. T’Pol lets Archer know she took over for him while he was out. He assumes they are headed back to Earth. But instead, they are tracking the Suliban vessel that left Rigel. T’Pol even figured out how to track their radiation trail. Archer asks her, “What happened to this is a foolish mission?” T’Pol responds with, “This is a foolish mission… But as acting Captain, I was obligated to follow your wishes.”
Archer does point out she could have done anything she wanted as acting Captain. Turns out T’Pol might be stiff but she is more on the side of the humans than we thought.
Captain’s log
Captain Archer enters his Captain’s Log but he constantly pauses to ponder T’Pol’s behavior and talk to Porthos. He is stuck on the question of whether or not to tell her about this temporal cold war.
T’Pol calls the Captain to the bridge. From the bridge they see a class seven gas giant. It takes a bit of tweaking but they figure out how to track the Suliban. Turns out there were a bunch of ships. These must be the people who took Klaang.
And for the first time, Captain Archer tells Malcolm Reed to, “Bring the weapons online.”
The Suliban mystery continues
The shadowy humanoid figure is back speaking with Silik once again. This figure wants Sarin’s message to be intercepted before it gets to Qo’noS.
The Enterprise makes it closer to the planet and spots some Suliban vessels. And they find a huge Suliban complex called the Helix.
The Enterprise takes a few hits and they flees to a higher layer of the atmosphere. In the chase, Captain Archer is able to capture one of the Suliban vessels. Archer and Trip fly this ship into the Helix and infiltrate the complex.
Introducing Phase Pistols!
Before they leave, Malcolm Reed delivers new weapons to Captain Archer. They are called “Phase Pistols,” not yet Phasers but it’s the same basic concept. There are two settings on these, stun and kill. And as Reed says, it’s best not to confuse them.
These weapons will play a very important role in this series in episodes to come. But it is cool to see this early version of the weapons and it’s a fun little moment that’s a nod to the more action oriented aspects of Star Trek in general.
The tension escalates
Inside the complex Trip and Archer discover that stun does in fact stun their enemies. Meanwhile Enterprise is in a vulnerable position and T’Pol has to move it away so they can survive until the Captain returns.
Sure enough Trip and Archer find Klaang. He knocks Trip on his butt as soon as he’s freed. Any angry Klingon is no joke. But Archer has him at gun point. Well, Phaser Pistol point but you get the idea.
There is a bit of a battle as they leave. Trip gets Klaang back to Enterprise but Archer isn’t so lucky. He uses a device Malcolm Reed gave him to demagnetize all of the Suliban vessels from the complex. But he’s stuck on the complex himself.
Hoshi also gets a moment to shine here as she is able to hear the signal Trip is making and T’Pol even thanks her in Vulcan.
Time travel stuff
On the Suliban complex, Archer stumbles upon a strange room where things seem to vibrate. There’s a special effect here which we know has something to do with time travel.
Back on the Enterprise, Trip demands T’Pol go back for Archer but she refuses. It’s too dangerous and would put the overall mission at risk.
On the Helix, Archer hears a voice who seems to know the Captain. The voice tells Archer to forget Klaang and leave the room. Silik rushes Archer and grabs his Phase Pistol. He fires at the Captain but Archer sees it in slow motion and dodges it.
Archer escapes the room and in classic Star Trek fashion, there is a fist fight.
Meanwhile, the Enterprise tries to dock at the Helix but it’s impossible and they go to what T’Pol calls plan b. Did you guess it? Yep, for the first time ever, a human is beamed onto Enterprise from a hostile environment. But we have set up our main villains for the whole series now. Things feel like they are getting started.
Klaang’s message
At long last, Enterprise arrives on Qo’noS with Klaang very much alive. He is shamed for what happened. But he also has his hand sliced with a rough looking knife. His blood is collected and his DNA is displayed on a screen. Inside his blood cells is a message from Sarin. The leader of the Klingons points the knife at Archer’s throat and says something in Klingon. (Sorry, I don’t speak Klingon so I don’t know what and neither does Archer.) Archer says he will take the gesture as a thank you. Hoshi remarks she doesn’t think they have a word for thank you. When Archer asks what was said, Hoshi tells him he doesn’t want to know. I can believe that.
Back on Enterprise, Captain Archer summons Trip and T’Pol to his quarters so he can tell them what the Starfleet Admiral’s orders for them are. A shuttle is on the way to pick T’Pol up. Admiral Forest wants the ship to keep going. Trip goes off to do some repair work on the hull, hoping it’s the last time anyone takes a shot at Enterprise. Yeah, good luck with that, buddy.
Privately, Archer admits his prejudice toward Vulcans to her. He knows the mission would have failed without her help. He knows it would look bad for him to ask the Vulcans to allow T’Pol to stay. But if she requests it, well, then we have a show here people!
On the bridge, Archer decides they should go explore the nearest inhabited planet. The episode ends with a shot of a young Jonathan Archer flying his drone with confidence.
Star Trek Enterprise: Broken Bow conclusion
And there we have the first entry in the Enterprise series. Star Trek Enterprise: Broken Bow starts off on really solid footing here. All of the characters are established and a bit of tension is introduced. Plus, we have a time traveling set of bad guys to look out for in the future. The Vulcans and humans are in a tenuous relationship but are definitely allies. As far as Klingons go, well, we’ve barely made an impression on them yet but if they decide they don’t like humans, we’re in trouble.
There are small moments of missteps here, especially with the bacterial gel scene, but overall it does work. The acting is great. There isn’t a ton of action but it feels like the right amount for a Star Trek show. After all, in this kind of series we want to see our heroes try to win peacefully first. The action there is in the show is nicely paced and calls back to some other series pretty well. It’s an interesting time period to explore as well.
There will be some amazing moments in this series and some amazingly frustrating moments as well. But for the most part I would recommend the series. I don’t think it is anyone’s favorite series in Star Trek cannon but I admire what they were trying to do and it was a worthy effort.
Until next time, all I can say is, live long and prosper.
Hello dungeon crawlers, Slick Dungeon here! Well, it’s Friday the 13th once again and you know what that means! Yep, it means I will complain yet again that there are only 12 Friday the 13th movies. Give us one more! Not a reboot or a remake. How about a battle royale between Jason and all the final girls and boys? Alas, that’s probably not going to happen. But if you’re itching for even more Friday the 13th content there is the television series. It has… almost nothing to do with the movies. I reviewed the first season here. Friday the 13th the Series Season 2 continues the story of the first season while still allowing an anthology format. There are worse things you could watch. And better.
This not a show I highly recommend. It’s fun if you experienced it when it was out and if you are old enough to remember that, it’s a nice blast of nostalgia. But if you’ve never seen it, I recommend watching other, better horror shows first. One I can recommend is Guillermo Del Toro’s Cabinet of Curiousities. That one is a true anthology and there are some brilliant episodes in that one.
However, there are still some great practical effects here, a decent dose of gore (for a television show from the 1980s), and enough of a plot to keep the viewer interested. It can feel a bit repetitive as each episode is our team of Jack, Ryan and Micki hunting down a cursed artifact from the cursed store they inherited. It does allow us to meet new characters each episode and the premise changes. Some are more creative than others.
In this season there is a Phantom of the Opera knockoff episode, a pocket watch that can stop time, and a cursed key chain that will allow a racer to win races but at a cost. There’s even a strange radio that grants wishes… as long as you are willing to allow someone to die. And of course, in the background Uncle Lewis is still trying to come back to life and spread his evil throughout the world. The on again off again flirtation of Ryan and Micki also continues. Ryan seems to date a new girl every other episode but he gets super mad any time Micki has an interest in someone else. Plus they are cousins, by marriage they will have you know, so it gets complicated. And the heart of the show remains Jack who is sort of a Giles from Buffy the Vampire Slayer figure. He gets into the action a bit more than Giles tended to though.
If you have run out of other Friday the 13th material to watch on this Friday the 13th, well my first recommendation is to re-watch any of the movies. But if that has you bored, watch the fantastic documentary Crystal Lake Memories. If you have seen that and are still bored, then yeah go ahead and watch Friday the 13th the Series. It’s mildly enjoyable and it’s got some fun moments. Just don’t expect anything too amazing.
Watch out for black cats crossing your path today!