The home buyer’s market can be a nightmare. No I mean it can be a literal nightmare. Don’t invest in property where there was an ancient burial ground or there was a recent murder or rumored demonic possession. It’s just a money loser guaranteed.
Today you get Haunted House horror!
Ah Amityville, where the walls like to turn red. Hey, don’t worry, if the house doesn’t work out, you can always stay at this cozy little hotel I heard of called The Overlook.
What horror do I have for you tomorrow? I don’t want to spoil the surprise but I am pretty sure she’s your biggest fan.
We’ve made it to the 20th day of October. The frights are sure to keep coming with intensity for the rest of the month.
Speaking of the number 20, for more than 20 years people have been trying, and failing, to kill the nameless void that is Michael Myers. The first Halloween movie is still one of the few slasher films that has a bit of class to it.
How do you make a successful horror franchise? Take a small budget, have a relentless killer and have that killer spend the entire night trying to kill teenagers. That recipe never fails.
Today you get Slasher horror!
What horror waits to jump at you from the shadows tomorrow? I am not going to tell you but I hope your home insurance is paid up.
If there is one type of horror that actually can creep me out on occasion it’s what we would call body horror. Alien has terrified people for generations because of body horror. The Human Centipede consistently creeps everyone out. But today I give you the granddaddy of them all.
With Donald Sutherland’s memorable performance, this movie set the bar for body horror. Invasion of the Body Snatchers is still creepy whether you think it’s about communism, consumerism, or you know, just aliens.
Today you get Body horor!
What horror do I have for you tomorrow? Well, I could put my face through a door and tell you, but let’s just see if you can shine it out.
What’s going on out there on the surface? I assume you are all enjoying October. It’s the fourteenth day already and I sure hope you have consumed enough pumpkin spice to fill your appetite for the moment.
What kind of horror do I have for you today? In the possibility of infinite universes I assume this is definitely real. I give you outer space clown horror!
These guys are not actually clowns. They are aliens who just happen to look exactly like clowns, only, you know bigger.
What horrors await you tomorrow? I can’t say but I hope you have brushed up on your sentence diagrams!