31 Days of Horror – Day 21

The home buyer’s market can be a nightmare. No I mean it can be a literal nightmare. Don’t invest in property where there was an ancient burial ground or there was a recent murder or rumored demonic possession. It’s just a money loser guaranteed.

Today you get Haunted House horror!

Ah Amityville, where the walls like to turn red. Hey, don’t worry, if the house doesn’t work out, you can always stay at this cozy little hotel I heard of called The Overlook.

What horror do I have for you tomorrow? I don’t want to spoil the surprise but I am pretty sure she’s your biggest fan.

Horrifically yours,

Slick Dungeon

31 Days of Horror – Day 20

We’ve made it to the 20th day of October. The frights are sure to keep coming with intensity for the rest of the month.

Speaking of the number 20, for more than 20 years people have been trying, and failing, to kill the nameless void that is Michael Myers. The first Halloween movie is still one of the few slasher films that has a bit of class to it.

How do you make a successful horror franchise? Take a small budget, have a relentless killer and have that killer spend the entire night trying to kill teenagers. That recipe never fails.

Today you get Slasher horror!

What horror waits to jump at you from the shadows tomorrow? I am not going to tell you but I hope your home insurance is paid up.

Horrifically yours,

Slick Dungeon

31 Days of Horror – Day 19

October is fading fast but it still has some horrors to pop up for us. What kind of horrors? The kind that vomit pea soup!

While the film is certainly terrifying, I think the book this is based on is far superior. But if you are going to watch it, watch it late at night with no one around for maximum scare-age.

Today you get Demonic possession horror!

What horrors will pop out at your tomorrow? I am not going to tell you, but just be sure your kitchen knives are locked up!

Horrifically yours,

Slick Dungeon

31 Days of Horror – Day 18

So you’ve got a demon problem. The only guys to call are the Winchesters.

The only thing really horrific about this show is that it is ending. But I couldn’t let October go by without mentioning them.

Today you get Supernatural horror.

Supernatural — “Exodus” — Image Number: SN1322b_0302b.jpg — Pictured (L-R): Jared Padalecki as Sam, Misha Collins as Castiel and Jensen Ackles as Dean — Photo: Robert Falconer/The CW — © 2018 The CW Network, LLC All Rights Reserved

What horrors await you tomorrow? Not sure, but just to be safe, better call a priest.

Horrifically yours,

Slick Dungeon

31 Days of Horror – Day 17

Heeeeeere’s Johnny!

Today you get The Shining horror!

The Overlook Hotel is a great hotel. In the summer. When there is no snow and the dead twins are nowhere to be found. But you know, “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.”

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

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What horrors do I have for you tomorrow? I’m not sure but things don’t feel entirely natural in here.

Horrifically yours,

Slick Dungeon

31 Days of Horror – Day 16

If there is one type of horror that actually can creep me out on occasion it’s what we would call body horror. Alien has terrified people for generations because of body horror. The Human Centipede consistently creeps everyone out. But today I give you the granddaddy of them all.

With Donald Sutherland’s memorable performance, this movie set the bar for body horror. Invasion of the Body Snatchers is still creepy whether you think it’s about communism, consumerism, or you know, just aliens.

Today you get Body horor!

What horror do I have for you tomorrow? Well, I could put my face through a door and tell you, but let’s just see if you can shine it out.

Horrifically yours,

Slick Dungeon

31 Days of Horror – Day 14

What’s going on out there on the surface? I assume you are all enjoying October. It’s the fourteenth day already and I sure hope you have consumed enough pumpkin spice to fill your appetite for the moment.

What kind of horror do I have for you today? In the possibility of infinite universes I assume this is definitely real. I give you outer space clown horror!

These guys are not actually clowns. They are aliens who just happen to look exactly like clowns, only, you know bigger.

What horrors await you tomorrow? I can’t say but I hope you have brushed up on your sentence diagrams!

Horrifically yours,

Slick Dungeon

31 Days of October – Day 13

Welcome to the 13th day of the spookiest month of the year. And what kind of spooky horror do I have for you today?

Aquatic horror! First they made Jaws, then they made a bunch of way less awesome sequels. Then they perfected shark horror films with Sharknado. Grab your chainsaws, the weather looks nasty!

What horror do I have for you tomorrow? I would tell you but that would spoil the joke.

Horrifically yours,

Slick Dungeon

31 Days of Horror – Day 12

What’s that noise? A bump in the night, a scream in the dark and a dirty red and green sweatshirt. The sounds of knives scraping against metal. One, two Freddy’s coming for you…

Today you get Nightmarish horror!

Sweet dreams!

What horror waits for you tomorrow? I’m not sure but it smells kind of… fishy in here.

Horrifically yours,

Slick Dungeon